KYLIE MINOGUE MAY NEVER MARRY

KYLIE'S LATEST SINGLE RELEASE

Published on Tue 09 October 2007 by IanMcShane

KYLIE MINOGUE MAY NEVER MARRY

Poor Kylie. She's so brave. Brave, brave, brave. But Kylie is feeling a lickle bit sad and blue. What is it, brave little Kylie? With the cancer in remission, the success and the upcoming tour to delight the hearts of gay men around the globe, why so down?

Kylie thinks that she'll never get married. That's why she sheds a little tear every night when she thinks no one is looking. Now we all know that if Kylie sheds a tear then it turns into a diamond to be sewn onto her stage costumes, so she's clearly been crying an awful lot lately.

Kylie has sadly said,

"There have been times when we were getting ready for a big event like the opening of my exhibition at the Victoria & Albert museum in London and there's a last minute hoo-ha and we're all running around like headless chickens and I've said, 'Imagine if we were getting ready for my wedding.'"

Yes imagine! It might actually happen if you got off your fairy cloud and lived in the real world for a few minutes. You know, the one where you're NOT surrounded by camp dancers and 'yes' people? Give it a go. In fact, move next door to Kerry Katona and I can guarantee that not only will you be married within the year, you'll be knocked up in a week.

Probably by Kerry's husband.

kylie minogue, never get married, kerry katona,

pass it on print article

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COMMENTS

		ciderwithrosie on Tue 09 October 2007 said... i met ones from her high school who said her nickname was "car-park kylie" mind you they also said she swung both ways. perhaps its the confusion that's causing the reluctance
		JiggeryCock on Tue 09 October 2007 said... 'Kylie may never marry'.....and the problem here, exactly, is what?
		spinderola on Tue 09 October 2007 said... I'm not sure I'm a fan of botox. Firstly, it means that Kylie and Kidman always look a bit highly strung and freaky and secondly it is clearly scientifically related to being shit at relationships. Let your little midget face collapse Kyles and the world will be a better place.
		DOGPAS on Tue 09 October 2007 said... I AM RAPIDLY GOING OFF KYLIE...., AT LEAST DANNI KNOW'S SHE'S A BIMBO WITH PLASTIC TITTIES..
		Adam on Tue 09 October 2007 said... I would. And her sister. Together.
		FlashyVic on Tue 09 October 2007 said... A bulb headed skellington. Even the much vaunted arse isn't that lush.
		Koos on Tue 09 October 2007 said... Gawd she looks 65 trying to look 25 forever.No wonder all her men leave..well that and fact she is one hard headed, driven, narcassistic cow.And for what..mediocre fluff pop garbage.Tut tut.