SPIDER-DONE

Do you remember where you were when Kennedy was shot? When man landed on the moon? God, you're old. You'll never forget this moment because today is the day when entertainment died, as reports emerge that Kirsten Dunst plans to give up acting. Because she apparently began acting at some point, though I've only ever seen her playing the same spoilt character on screen. With horizontal molars.

Well, that's what Star magazine are reporting anyway, and they wouldn't play fast and loose with people's emotions like that, would they?

The 25-year-old actress recently completed a stint at the Cirque Lodge rehabilitation facility and has vowed to change her life dramatically.

"When she first came to the Cirque, she said she was planning to leave Hollywood," a source revealed.

"The staff tried to tell her she'll feel differently when she learns how to handle her problems in more constructive ways. But ultimately, it will be Kirsten's decision. If she feels that Hollywood holds too many temptations, then maybe she should go in another direction. One thing is for sure: Kirsten's got a lot of demons to conquer. But she's determined to win."

Good luck, Kirsten. Despite your graveyard teeth we're all rooting for you. You were in a desperate place and should never go back. I mean, Johnny Borrel's bed, for God's sake!