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KIRSTEN DUNST MAY BE CLOSE TO A BREAKDOWN

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KIRSTEN DUNST MAY BE CLOSE TO A BREAKDOWN

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Rumours abound that Kirsten Dunst may be the latest woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown, with friends becoming increasingly concerned over her erratic behaviour. You may recall how we reported that the actress had been spotted walking around in public and bursting into tears at the drop of a hat.

Well, a recent appearance at the Sundance festival did little to convince anyone that she was playing with a full deck of mental cards.

The actress attended a recent event at the festival, turning up remarkably late, acting oddly and leaving after a short amount of time, much to the surprise of the attendees as she is known as a bit of a party girl.

Her behaviour was explained away by her friends at the party, who explained: "Kirsten is not in a good place right now." Well, she's at Sundance. She knew what she was getting herself into – she's been there before.

Luckily, Dunst's PA swung straight into action, issuing a lengthy statement refuting any rumours once and for all. That statement in full...

"Kirsten is fine."

That's me convinced then. I really don't know what she has to be depressed about. There are fine dentists out there and every morning she wakes up in the knowledge that she will never, ever have to gaze at the contents of Johnny Borrell's underwear again.

COMMENTS
squealer on Mon 04 February 2008 said...
"You may recall how we reported" Mmmm, careful there IANMCSHANE, you may put your back out while gleefully trying to suck your own dick.
jjdickson on Mon 04 February 2008 said...
I'm sure she's fine: Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional. JD.
BustySinclair on Tue 05 February 2008 said...
We all get a bit weepy and antisocial when on the rag
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