Kirsten Dunst kicks Johnny Borrell to the curb

Johnny Go Home

Published on Mon 30 July 2007 by BOURNE

Kirsten Dunst kicks Johnny Borrell to the curb

Look, I'm sorry, but this story comes from the pages of yesterday's Mail On Sunday and, while I'm not recommending you read that godawful shit rag with all its anti-immigrant, misogynist tripe, this tale does involve HM's favourite whipping boy du jour, Johnny "knobend" Borrell, so I could hardly let it pass.

It seems his snaggle-toothed sometime girlfriend, Kirsten Dunst, has finally seen the light and given Borrell the boot, kicking him out of her Islington house.

But why? Surely they were the golden couple? Serious indie rock saviour of the planet and Hollywood pin-up (or self-important tosser and drug hammering hypocrite - take your pick).

Well, Dunst couldn't take any more of Borrell's scruffy, untidy and grubby habits. Americans are like that. Cleanfreaks. But the straw that broke the camel's back was Borrell's habit of driving his scooter around her living room, which is not a euphemism. What a complete twat.

Johnny, don't go changing. Laughing at what a cunt you've become makes everyone feel better about themselves.

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COMMENTS

		ChunkyMunky on Mon 30 July 2007 said... Riding a scooter around her living room eh? Seems like karma's coming round for inflicting a series of bowel-emptyingly shite rom-coms on the filmgoing public! Mind you, Johnny Borrell is such a total and utter cunt it does make me wish she'd smashed him off his moped with a louisville slugger while he was revving it indoors??
		JiggeryCock on Mon 30 July 2007 said... It's amazing isn't it what character defects and pecadilloes we let go in a relationship? Hoovering down 9/11-sized portions of class A drugs? Ooooh you little tinker! Being in possession of an ego the size of Jupiter during waking hours? Tch! Riding a scooter round a living room? I'LL HAVE YOUR SCROTAL SACK FOR THIS YOU NO-MARK INDIE ROCK WUSS!!!
		fuckface on Mon 30 July 2007 said... Why is she getting funny about a little scooter? I thought it was a motorbike, that would be annoying but a little scooter? One of those ones that's like a skateboard with handlebars? Not really that big a deal is it?
		sirbuckle on Mon 30 July 2007 said... i'd like to suck her titties
		on Mon 30 July 2007 said... "SPECIAL SPECIAL GUEST" is not johhny then
		anneka on Mon 30 July 2007 said... johnny borrell is a CUNT i would have taken the scooter and driven it into him the tosser
		Sundaeg1rl on Mon 30 July 2007 said... Two more cunts back on the loose. Great.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 31 July 2007 said... And another thing. What is it with Hollywood actresses and Indie Pop royalty these days. Did I miss a meeting or something? Have they replaced African babies as this years 'rillly 'tastic' fashion accessory? I mean, back in the day, Sharon Stone never did the nasty with the drummer from Cud, did she? Julia Roberts never clitted Bonehead so what's the big deal these days ladies?
		Marshfield on Tue 31 July 2007 said... About time too love, you were wasted on that white clothed freak. But no doubt you'll get back together, as he'll still that massive penis you rather like. Let's face it chicks dig the scruffy but fresh-faced indie guys, and seeing your man in action as he performs to thousands of fans loving and waiting on his every moment would I imagine get Ms Dunst more than a little moist. And let's face it a good looking (most of the time) millionairess movie star is likely to have her choice of cock as and when she demands it.