STUCK BTWN A ROCK AND A MIXED METAPHOR

Wow - you can tell just by looking at her that she would be hard work. High maintenance doesn't even come close, but Kid Rock has given us an insight into life being married to Pamela Anderson, and it's a confusing place by the sound of some of the language he's coming out with...

First up, he compares life with Anderson with being "thrown under a bus" (although surely he must have meant "bust"?) because it was so traumatising.

He goes on: "Marriage taught me a lot. I touched the stove, it's f**king hot; it burnt the f**k out of my hand. I'm not going to touch the stove anymore."

We didn't know the consequences of marrying a hot woman would be so literal...

Rock, whose music is thankfully not very popular in the UK what with it being fucking shit and all, has also dated Sheryl Crow but says that he's finished with famous women.

He says: "I got burnt too hard. I got completely thrown under the bus, no question about that. I don't want anything to do with the whole world she is in. It's a very dark place."

Busses? Getting burned hard? Dark places? Thank fuck we don't have to listen to his music over hear as, by the sound of the drivel coming out of his mouth, we're not missing out on much.