KERRY KATONA'S HUSBAND TO APPEAR IN ICELAND ADS?

MUM'S GONE TO ICELAND AND DAD'S POPPED ALONG TOO

Published on Tue 04 March 2008 by Mopsa

KERRY KATONA'S HUSBAND TO APPEAR IN ICELAND ADS?

As if the Iceland adverts aren't bad enough, with Kerry Katona being possibly the worst spokesperson for a brand ever, now husband Mark Croft wants to play her husband in the ads. And it's not hard to see why. Not to tap the well that gives Kerry £750,000 a year for the contract(!), no, it's because he wants everyone to know he's her husband, of course! The old romantic...

It's like life imitating art, although he'd probably come across as a better husband in those excruciating two minutes of advert than he is in reality.

Mark said:

"It's mad. Everyone knows me and Kerry are married, yet she has a 'husband' in the ads."

Her fake husband looks like he'd be nicer to her though.

Well, we look forward to seeing the ads. If there's anyone who could make Iceland look worse than Kerry Katona does, it's her scumbag of a husband.

When Kerry Katona met Holy Moly!

KERRY KATONA, ICELAND, CRAZY IN LOVE, MTV, MARK CROFT,

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JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
NEWSMOUND

DIRTY DAVID
LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		Holdingout4ahero on Tue 04 March 2008 said... That's because her fake husband isn't going to be rubbing coke on his gums in the background. They only need one smackhead in a advert.
		Gordina on Tue 04 March 2008 said... In years to come her children are going to look back at the history of their parents with despair. It's one thing being embarassed at your parents but quite another to know that the nation is too. Her life is so well documented with pictures and video she will find it hard to have any kind of high ground.
		Fabio on Tue 04 March 2008 said... Fuck she's hot
		RoyKeane on Tue 04 March 2008 said... Is that her orgasm face, or is she licking piss off a nettle
		BurningWheel on Tue 04 March 2008 said... Is that her face, or her arse?
		darkfung on Tue 04 March 2008 said... A travesty of humanity .. a complete Bush-Pig.
		DickyM on Tue 04 March 2008 said... Awww Roy, I used to read Viz too (Sid the Sexist ca. 1988) but I think shes crimping off a loaf in the pic.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 04 March 2008 said... Bush-pig is correct - she looks like a cross between George W Bush and a pig in that photo.
		BustySinclair on Wed 05 March 2008 said... Is this his way of marking his territory, like a dog pissing on a tree? Why doesn't he just chew her face off and bury her under the clothesline instead?
		greenman on Wed 05 March 2008 said... Is that an entry for 'up the arse corner'?