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KERRY KATONA: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED DURING THAT BREAK-IN

KERRY CAUGHT OUT

KERRY KATONA: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED DURING THAT BREAK-IN

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Did you boohoo your poor little eyes out about former 'Mum Of The Year' Kerry Katona's break-in and hostage drama earlier this year? Did you think it was horrifying that a woman, holding her baby, would be held at knifepoint while her husband, Mark, was forced to show the thieves where the prize pickings were?
 
In Katona's case, probably not. But if you had even the slightest bit of sympathy for her and her brood, you might want to read what someone very close to the family sent in to Holy Moly! only this week, highlighting both Katona's scandalous parenting skills and how the robbery wasn't quite what the press would have had you believe.

Click through to read the text sent in. HM has only deleted names to protect the sources.


My ***** is ****** with Katona's ******* who is mentioned in her shite book. **** once had the bad sense to allow Kerry to babysit overnight (and it was the first and last time!) Kerry returned the baby fine and well (a shock in itself) only to tell her that she took the kid to the pub in its car-seat, stayed all night, got pissed and let it sleep in the car seat over night cos it 'looked comfy' what a fucking retard.

So... Bearing in mind that Kerry was held at knifepoint with her newborn baby in her arms OK exclusive shock horror... Anyway **** told me that Kerry was not held at knifepoint at all, that is total bullshit, nobody held a knife to her and furthermore her baby Heidi was upstairs in bed undisturbed the ENTIRE TIME. By the time **** got there Kerry was (as expected) out of her head. She went into the priory for the weekend so she did not have to look after her sprog because Mark insisted on going ahead and fucking off on his stag do (the one that he is having after his wedding, what a bell.) Yeah cos that is something you do... don't know what is more pathetic: going into the priory to avoid looking after your own child or fucking off abroad on a lads pissup after an alleged life threatening raid...

It is highly suspicious that Mark led these people round picking and choosing stuff when Kerry was not in danger, also the door was left open for the 'raider' and Mark told the robbers not to take two cars that had tracking devices in them, but let them in on the fact one did not have a tracking device so they should take that one... HELLO?!?!?! Anyone that fucking gets their PR guy over before the police needs looking into.

COMMENTS
ArseJuice on Fri 21 September 2007 said...
As soon as I read the story of the alleged break-in, no way I thought, was that real! Probably her and one of her fellow shopping pals from Iceland conceived this most sophisticated of scams!
Dames on Fri 21 September 2007 said...
Genius writing. Just look at her; tits like tumours, arse like bouncy castle and face of a bunged up gibbon.
FredTitmuss on Fri 21 September 2007 said...
God she looks rough.
Carvillicious on Fri 21 September 2007 said...
Kerry, no! My jaw has dropped. I can't believe it. She's mum of the year... She's everything young mum's aspire to be... How could she?
josiewales on Fri 21 September 2007 said...
all true, but those tits are fucking massive arnt they ???
ChunkyMunky on Fri 21 September 2007 said...
Yeah, but the repellant personality and vacuum inside the head protect that rack pretty well DM!
LuciferSam on Fri 21 September 2007 said...
And social services turn a blind eye. This fat fucking bitch is a testament to everything this country has become.
Lil on Fri 21 September 2007 said...
Arse taker aint she? Probably a coke orgy gone wrong. Fucking Chavs...
cuk on Fri 21 September 2007 said...
How long before she does a porn film?
CuntyMcCunt on Sat 22 September 2007 said...
I still would. And there is a video of her sucking cock or summit isn't there?
josiewales on Sat 22 September 2007 said...
no, shes just fingering herself
Speedwolf on Mon 24 September 2007 said...
Is that the cover of her new single? Roolz more than Eyehategod!
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