KERRY KATONA VOTED 'EIGHTH MOST ANNOYING THING'
THE NATION'S LEAST FAVOURITE PERSON
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Published on Mon 05 November 2007 by IanMcShane
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KERRY KATONA VOTED 'EIGHTH MOST ANNOYING THING' |
Congratulations to Kerry Katona, the Warrington Walrus, who came eighth in a poll to find out the most annoying thing in Britain. Off the top of my head I can't think of a single thing more annoying that the sour-faced sniffer dog, but there you go.
The poll was carried out by Lactofree, a milk substitute manufacturer determined to get their names in the papers by carrying out a mildly controversial poll. Well done, lads, it's worked.
The most annoying thing was cold-callers, followed by tailgaters, queue jumpers, slow internet connections, drivers who sit in the outside lane doing 50mph, people reading over your shoulder and standing in dog shit - so Kerry must be proud to be the most annoying human in the country.
Surprisingly, James Blunt scraped in at a lowly number 29, so there's clearly something wrong with the voters who found junk mail to be more annoying than the duller-than-beige singer.
At least Kerry can now turn to her children, look them in the eye and tell them truthfully that their mother is more annoying than bowel cancer, and that's official.
The most annoying thing was cold-callers, followed by tailgaters, queue jumpers, slow internet connections, drivers who sit in the outside lane doing 50mph, people reading over your shoulder and standing in dog shit - so Kerry must be proud to be the most annoying human in the country.
Surprisingly, James Blunt scraped in at a lowly number 29, so there's clearly something wrong with the voters who found junk mail to be more annoying than the duller-than-beige singer.
At least Kerry can now turn to her children, look them in the eye and tell them truthfully that their mother is more annoying than bowel cancer, and that's official.
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