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KERRY KATONA TO APPEAR ON TV DEFENDING HERSELF AGAIN

MUM'S GOING TO JOBCENTRE PLUS

KERRY KATONA TO APPEAR ON TV DEFENDING HERSELF AGAIN

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Despite Max Clifford's attempts to play down the issue yesterday, it appears increasingly likely that Iceland are preparing to ungraciously bin Kerry Katona from their adverts, like a three-week-old prawn ring gone rancid. Clifford said it was just a case of having to  negotiate a new contract for the drug-chugging wrongface, whereas Iceland seemed at pains to point out that they had a new and impressive roster of stars (Jason Donovan and that Nolan woman with a face like a cushion with eyes) and that there are no guarantees in this life.

In other words, "She's really not helping our image, is she?"

So, if you're home from work today (or have one of those offices like in 'Nathan Barley' where you have a TV to watch as you pedal your toy tractor around) why not tune in to This Morning. Well, obviously because you'll be confronted with the grinning chops of Pip Schofield and his angelic butter-wouldn't-melt smile.

But you can also see Kerry on her first live TV interview since the time she poured herself onto the sofas at GMTV and remained there like a stubborn, rambling stain until some Mr Muscle was brought out to fling her jabbering head off the premises.

Go on, have a peep. After all, it's rare that you can watch a car(eer) crash live on TV.

Quick, it's on now!

COMMENTS
workm8 on Wed 09 January 2008 said...
I've never understood why Iceland hired her in the first place. She makes both os us shout "get off!" whenever one of those stupid Iceland adverts begins.
Freefall on Wed 09 January 2008 said...
Hopefully she'll have to take up porn of some sort..
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