KERRY NICOLE SMITH

There are a few possible reasons for her weird behaviour:

1. She is still taking Class A drugs.
2. She has stopped taking her prescribed bipolar medicine (as diagnosed by The Priory).
3. Her brain has melted.

Whatever the reason, that woman needs to just fuck off and have her baby away from MTV and OK! magazine and whatever other self-created media shit storm follows her around waiting for her mum to smack her in the mouth.

Amongst all the audible sniffs during the interview, Kerry managed to slag off the News Of The World for printing OUTRAGEOUS LIES about her (that she strangely hasn't sued for) and also vehemently denied reports that Iceland have ditched her from what are widely acknowledged as the worst adverts known to the human race (narrowly beating Picture Loan and the one with the Chinese kid doing a shit and saying "Pooey").

This medical website has a shedload on pregancy and bipolar thingy, not least this:

"Accurate data on the risk of discontinuing treatment for bipolar disorder during pregnancy is part of the evidence that is needed to make the best possible decision for each woman and her baby,"

Which means nothing but sounds Very Important Indeed.

So she's either off her medication and just a bit loopy or on her medication and something else is making her a bit batshit.

When Phil asked her if she was clean at the moment, she said she had been since 2005 and had no drugs in her system except her bipolar medicine, which indicates she is still taking it.

MTV are filming a 24-hours warts-n-all documentary series on her at the moment. They should be pretty ashamed of themselves - but we'll all still watch it. Won't we?

I was trying to make some kind of profound statement about the way we treat celebrity and the cruel circle of fame, but I've bored myself, so here's a picture of a goatse cake instead.