LOOK AT ME!

As you may have seen in the papers, 'Friend of Holy Moly' Kerry Katona has hoisted her bosoms aloft like a Les Dawson impersonator for the 21st century and once again jabbered her opinions on a matter which has nothing whatsoever to do with her. This time it's poor Britney Spears in the firing line, with Kerry reasonably offering to adopt her children (because Kerry is an absolutely wonderful mother, you see).

"Britney needs to sort herself out so she can try and get her kids back," said Kerry, puffing away on her one (and only one) menthol cigarette of the day.

"If she doesn't, I'll adopt the children and look after them! Mind you, I've got enough as it is!"

Of course she's not really offering to adopt them (she'd have to open a new bag of Turkey Twizzlers to feed them, which seems like an awful lot of trouble - though the extra child benefit might come in handy), she just wants a bit of attention like the dull kid at school who always shouted "Me Miss, me!" when the teacher asked a question about equations and invariably responded with some answer about sawdust or ferris wheels. In fact, genetically she's close to a kebab with Tourette's.

Anyway, those kids have suffered enough by growing up in a redneck household, so to have the additional strain of Britney's children added into the mix would just be too much.

Watch what happened when Kerry Katona met Holy Moly!