KERRY KATONA IS OFFENDED BY SOMEONE ELSE'S REALITY TV SHOW

CHEEKY KERRY

Published on Tue 15 July 2008 by Mopsa

KERRY KATONA IS OFFENDED BY SOMEONE ELSE'S REALITY TV SHOW

Kerry Katona has claimed that reality show 'Living With The Cheeky Girls' made her want to puke. She may have to sit down and watch five minutes of her own show to actually vomit. Kerry, who showed viewers of 'Crazy In Love' why it'll be be a cold day in hell before she'll ever be crowned Mum Of The Year again, said that she felt ill when Lembit Opik and Gabriela Cheeky talked about their sex lives.

We'd agree with her on that if she wasn't Kerry Katona.

Kerry was disgusted by the programme, which follows the lives of the Cheeky Girls, although we can't imagine that entails a great deal, and said:

"I was nearly sick when they were talking about sex. Especially when Gaby said she'd had too much sex with that funny-looking MP fiancé of hers, Lembit Opik."

Lembit's 'funny' looks are down to an accident. What's Kerry's excuse?

But it seems as though Kerry may have been the only one watching, as the show has proved to be a major flop. It pulled just 0.5 per cent of television viewers on Wednesday night.

Still we'd rather watch Gabriela and Lembit talking about their sex life all night than watch five minutes of that unbearable old fishwife...

KERRY KATONA, LIVING WITH THE CHEEKY GIRLS, LEMBIT OPIK, MARK CROFT, living tv, CRAZY IN LOVE

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COMMENTS

		Fabio on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Fat Pig Whore
		squealer on Tue 15 July 2008 said... come on don't be shy Fabio, tell us how you really feel.
		darkfung on Tue 15 July 2008 said... I'd enjoy pushing a red hot poker down her throat - slowly does it.
		chec2k on Tue 15 July 2008 said... She's a tramp.
		BlartMonster on Tue 15 July 2008 said... She is a fucking crocorillapig of grotesque proportions. What the FUCK does she think that she and that other cesspit cunt Goody have to contribute to 21st century civilisation?
		Marshfield on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Fucking ugly fat lardarse waste of space. No wonder fatty-Westlife dumped the butter-gussetted fish-scented purveryor of cheap shite sub-supermarket excuse for real food. In her place being the comparitively devine delight that is Delta Goodrem. Boy I'd love to have a good-rummage around her place where-da-babies come out. Fingers, todger, fruit, sexual aids, and random assorted household objects, all would get their fair share of Delta.
		rachael on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Delta goodrem is a gooody goody two shoes and needs to be force fed some sausages and ketona needs to stop eating sausages she is even trying to precreate them in the air what a dreamer.
		iskander on Wed 16 July 2008 said... say want you want about this shitbird you have to admit that iceland make a really nice prawn ring
		itsjustsomoving on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Kerry Katona is an awful human being.
		darkfung on Wed 16 July 2008 said... I too think this pig needs to go away - but I can see that she likes her sausages - which Rachael seems to be a friend of as well !! good on her for protecting our great british dish !