MUM'S GONE TO SAINSBURY'S

Ever dignified, Kerry Katona began 2008 in typical style by having a slanging match with her mother-in-law and then booting her out on to the streets. As you do.

Unfortunately for Kerry, it was all filmed for her new fly-on-the-wall documentary for MTV, so now all of us can see what a foul-mouthed fishwife she really is.

This time, Kerry's husband's mum, Marilyn, began fighting with the family until 'peacemaker' Kerry intervened making things much worse; it's hard enough to understand what she's saying on the Iceland adverts let alone when she's face to face, hysterical and not reading from a script.

Praise be then that old Max Clifford was at the ready to explain the story.

"Mark's mum started arguing with her family and all Kerry tried to do was stop and defuse the situation," Clifford said counting his money in between puffs of his cigar.

"She then started on Kerry who said that if she feels that way about her, she should leave the house."

In other words she told her to fuck off.

But Kerry also made another mistake. She sent a friend to do her food shopping but her friend returned with Sainsbury's shopping bags - not Iceland! Bye bye lucrative advertising deal with shoddy frozen goods manufacturer!