KERRY KATONA CRITICISES POSH SPICE'S ACTIONS
'DESPERATE' SAYS FISHWIFE
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Published on Wed 17 October 2007 by IanMcShane
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KERRY KATONA CRITICISES POSH SPICE'S ACTIONS |
Loose-gobbed, drunken (former) coke fiend Kerry Katona is a woman who doesn't exactly sit comfortably on the moral high horse, so it's surprising she has the cheek to take a pop at Posh Spice - in another desperate attempt to get some publicity before she has to get pregnant, divorced and engaged to create headlines.
Kerry, failing to realise that the actions of an A-lister like Posh have nothing to do with a woman like herself, decided that the world should know her opinion on the recent scenes concerning Posh and the jurors in the Diana inquest in Paris.
"It was so sad and desperate," said Kerry, looking both sad and desperate. "It looked like she was trying to steal the show at the Diana inquest."
And it looks like you're trying to steal some thunder yourself, doesn't it, Kerry?
"I can't believe she walked - with her entourage - straight in front of the world's paparazzi waiting outside to see jurors retrace Diana's final footsteps!" snorted Kerry, as bits of flaky pastry fell from her chops.
"She's desperate to be Diana - but she'll never be the People's Princess!"
So how's that moral high horse working out for you, Kerry?
Oh sorry, the two times 'Mum of the Year' can't reply as she's gone on holiday and abandoned the kids.
"It was so sad and desperate," said Kerry, looking both sad and desperate. "It looked like she was trying to steal the show at the Diana inquest."
And it looks like you're trying to steal some thunder yourself, doesn't it, Kerry?
"I can't believe she walked - with her entourage - straight in front of the world's paparazzi waiting outside to see jurors retrace Diana's final footsteps!" snorted Kerry, as bits of flaky pastry fell from her chops.
"She's desperate to be Diana - but she'll never be the People's Princess!"
So how's that moral high horse working out for you, Kerry?
Oh sorry, the two times 'Mum of the Year' can't reply as she's gone on holiday and abandoned the kids.
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