KERRY KATONA ADDICTED TO READING COMMENTS ABOUT HERSELF

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Published on Fri 04 April 2008 by IanMcShane

KERRY KATONA ADDICTED TO READING COMMENTS ABOUT HERSELF

Poor old Kerry Katona. It hasn't been the easiest of pregnancies with drama following drama (and exclusive interview following exclusive interview, such as 'Kerry - My Trapped Wind Hell') and the timid little soul is feeling a bit down in the dumps. Should we start a nice campaign to leave her alone?

Should we fuck! Kerry would hate that! She is so desperate to see her name in print that she has taken to reading websites which actively criticise her, just so she can be reassured that people are still talking about her.

Well, that's what Closer magazine is claiming anyway, as they have access to a source close to the... I was going to type singer, but that's not really accurate, is it? Well, they have a source who is close to the... woman. Not a nice place to be, admittedly.

"Kerry's addicted to looking at what she calls 'Kerry hate sites' on the internet where people discuss her life. She reads through thousands of people slagging her off. It's so sad. Mark and her friends try to stop her torturing herself but she carries on. She has a desperate need to be liked, but her reputation has just gone from bad to worse."

Coo-ee! Over here, Kerry! Mind you, if she's looking for all the negative comments about her on the internet it might be several hundred years before she reaches this page.

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COMMENTS

		milkplus on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Brilliant! Kerry if you're reading this, you are a gurning haddock flavoured slapper and we all hate you....
		DickyM on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Fucking munter
		LadyMildmay on Fri 04 April 2008 said... I tried kerry's suggested "Chips dipped in ketamine" - jolly good fun. Drug / food combo - Kerry "bucket" Katona - you have a purpose in this world.
		DOGPAS on Fri 04 April 2008 said... FAT SLAG
		ChunkyMunky on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Bonus! If there's a chance this junkie child-neglecting munt is going to read this, then so much the better!! Dear Kerry. you've done very well for someone with a face like a squashed pumpkin, but please do the world a favour and fuck right off and stop plastering your inane babble and drug-fuelled ranting everyone. You have nothing worthwhile to say to anyone so shut your fucking trap and get on with spending your ill-gotten gains quietly and anonymously.
		saucyhorsey on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Mr HM can you put up the video of her playing with her mimsy when she is wearing her dressing gown? That was pure class...
		ChunkyMunky on Fri 04 April 2008 said... My personal favourite's the crack/pork pie combo with HP sauce... Katona is a worthless junkie spunkbucket of no value to society or the earth as a whole. She should fuck right off and spend her days spending her ill-gotton gains...in silent anonymity. It's the bi-polars???No it isn't you spunk-sneezing fucktard.
		saucyhorsey on Fri 04 April 2008 said... why are you blocking my comments Mr HM?
		thundachick on Fri 04 April 2008 said... well said, munky..fuck off ketamine katona you old slapper
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 04 April 2008 said... She should be killed. Fact
		RoyKeane on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Stupid, fat downs-a-like, junkie twat. Thats just her husband, cant tell you what I think of her
		DickyM on Fri 04 April 2008 said... saucyhorsey....you were probably very funny, thats why. That or the google lawyers (fucking wankers to a man) foung you offensive
		Bunter on Fri 04 April 2008 said... I'm suprised she can read. Actually, if that photo's a good indication of general demenour, then I'm suprised she can even stand unaided. She looks like a big bald cunty monkey. Bless!
		Rickster on Sat 05 April 2008 said... Kerry, you are a beautiful woman... sorry, I meant you are a gurn-faced-fat-titted-chip-shop-slag.
		MetalGuru on Sun 06 April 2008 said... Whenever you read something that says "A source close to the star said...." the next sentence is a complete pile of made up tabloid shite. What is this, the fucking Daily Star?
		Vaginalbelch on Sun 06 April 2008 said... Well, she doesn't bother me at all, infact she actually seems like quite a nice person.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Sun 06 April 2008 said... I love that photo - I bet she has a turtle's head sticking out of her arse..
		ComradeDuch on Mon 07 April 2008 said... Kerry, almost everyone in the wolrd works harder than you for a fraction of the cash and do not have the legal/accountancy advice for when they screw it up. Please do yourself and the rest of the world a favour. Cut yourself off from the limelight and utilise your pointless money into funding a quiet business which can help others in your community. You have been a disgrace. I take drugs and i don't lokk great all the time but I don't trade my whole likfe on two singles I did six years ago.