If just the sight of
Kelly Osbourne's stupid face in the papers makes you want to pull your eyeballs out of their sockets and crush them into the floor with your heel, then you'd better don some protective eyewear before watching this abomination of televisual 'entertainment'. This was on 'Guilty Pleasures' on ITV on Saturday but we've only just tracked our safety goggles down so we couldn't watch it before. You've been warned.