ALL MY OWN WORK

Kelly Brook has laid into the whole concept of the WAG, women who are happy to embrace a plush lifestyle thanks to the fact that their partners are rich and famous. Because you'd never catch Kelly behaving in that way. Just ask Jason Statham (incredibly, when she and Jason headed for Hollywood it was the scenery-chewing slaphead who was the bigger star). Or perhaps Billy Zane.

"I would hate to be a girl thinking, 'What am I going to do when I leave school?', and all I was reading about was these girls marrying footballers, getting magazine deals and launching perfumes," Kelly 'pot kettled' to Company, "I've done it all on my own."

Well, it's certain that Kelly won't be remembered for her dancing, her TV presenting or her petrified appearances in movies, but there are a couple of things she will be remembered for.

And to be fair, she grew them both herself.