KELLY BROOK LAUNCHES HER OWN PERFUME RANGE
SMELLY KELLY
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Published on Thu 18 October 2007 by IanMcShane
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KELLY BROOK LAUNCHES HER OWN PERFUME RANGE |
The latest celebrity mammary-owner to fling herself into the over-populated world of self-named perfume is Kelly Brook, currently hauling her massive tits and vacuous smile around 'Strictly Come Dancing' and who yesterday launched her own brand of perfume in the salubrious, scent-soaked surroundings of a Superdrug store in London.
'Kelly Brook' has a "retro glamour" and is "sexy, fruity and enticing" (as if they'd say it stinks like an old kipper sitting on top of a hot car engine).
The top three sellers in perfume are celebrity brands - Katie Price, followed by Kate Moss followed by Christina Aguilera, and wouldn't it be lovely if those three were following each other over a sheer drop? But Kelly has taken a serious interest in the brand to make sure it's not just a smell that reminds people of massive tits and a vacuous smile.
"I've been involved in every step of the development of my fragrance to ensure that everything about it is perfect, from the intriguing scent to the beautiful bottle," she said with a grin to reporters who stared furiously at her massive tits and vacuous smile.
It will cost £17.95 for a 25ml bottle, and will no doubt sell incredibly well at Christmas, when stupid men buy it for their partners, hoping that when the lady sprays it on they will grow a pair of massive tits. And smile at how thoughtful their partner is in his choice of gift. Vacuously.
The top three sellers in perfume are celebrity brands - Katie Price, followed by Kate Moss followed by Christina Aguilera, and wouldn't it be lovely if those three were following each other over a sheer drop? But Kelly has taken a serious interest in the brand to make sure it's not just a smell that reminds people of massive tits and a vacuous smile.
"I've been involved in every step of the development of my fragrance to ensure that everything about it is perfect, from the intriguing scent to the beautiful bottle," she said with a grin to reporters who stared furiously at her massive tits and vacuous smile.
It will cost £17.95 for a 25ml bottle, and will no doubt sell incredibly well at Christmas, when stupid men buy it for their partners, hoping that when the lady sprays it on they will grow a pair of massive tits. And smile at how thoughtful their partner is in his choice of gift. Vacuously.
Kelly Brook,
Strictly Come Dancing,
Superdrug,
Katie Price,
Kate Moss,
Christina Aguilera,
Perfume,
Christmas,
massive tits
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