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KELLY BROOK AND BILLY ZANE BACK TOGETHER?

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KELLY BROOK AND BILLY ZANE BACK TOGETHER?

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Men sob, women look confused, as Kelly Brook reportedly takes back her ex-fiance Billy Zane. Kelly and Billy broke up last month after four years together because Billy wasn't ready to commit. He's 42, bald and was in 'Titanic', Kelly's 28, not bald and has been on Strictly Come Dancing. And she has large breasts.
According to reports, Kelly came back from her holiday early to meet Billy, who is trying to persuade her to get back with him, and was seen buying her chocolates and flowers (try diamonds, you tight bastard).

They later went for a meal and an onlooker (who if they exist should have been minding their own business) said:

"Kelly was giggling and looked very happy. She kept touching his arm."

The couple then spent the night in an expensive hotel. However, Kelly's engagement ring was nowhere to be seen.

Well at least Billy is a step up from Jason Statham. Not quite a leap, but definitely a step up.

COMMENTS
DickyM on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Yeah, and her paps are fucking massive arnt they
thingymabob on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
yes she has massive lills!
gargoyle on Thu 15 May 2008 said...
I thought it was the Joker.
thundachick on Thu 15 May 2008 said...
she really has the worst taste in men..kelly, become a nun.
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