Boobless Boo Hoo

Poor Keira Knigthley. When she's not being used to get the stones out of horses' hooves she's having to pose for photographs that are then cruelly airbrushed and Photoshopped out of all reality. Boo bloody hoo.

In a typical whinge about how damned hard is it to be paid huge about of money to fanny about in front of cameras in fancy dress, Knightley said: "Somebody goes, 'Gosh, you're pretty.' Thanks. I've got good genes!" so no false modesty from our girl there.

She continued: "Okay, I'm on the cover of a magazine but somebody else does the hair, and the make-up, and airbrushes the fuck out of me - it's not me, it's something other people have created."

Look, love, if it upsets you so much, there's a very easy solution. Don't do it. Spare us another moan about how your barely existent bust has been Photoshopped into a B-cup. It's really that simple.

And, while we're on the subject of Photoshop, let's have another look at some of these shocking before and afters...