Keira Knightley has continued her hollow-cheeked orgy of self-abuse by claiming that she is
fat compared with other actresses in
Hollywood.
The actress, who unfortunately uses her mouth almost exclusively for talking rather than eating, is quoted as saying:
"Weight is a big issue in Hollywood because I'm twice the size - height and everything else - of most of the girls who are going in to see the director for a part."
It's hard to imagine that there are that many films casting for skeletal leading ladies, though perhaps George A Romero is looking to save on the make-up bill for his next set of zombie films.
Chin up, Keira (if you have the energy), you're still our favourite chattering cadaver, and no number of these three stone, see-through midget US actresses will ever replace you in our affections. I'd give you a big hug, if I didn't think you'd crumble away like an old autumn leaf.