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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY THINKS SHE IS FAT COMPARED WITH OTHER ACTRESSES

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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY THINKS SHE IS FAT COMPARED WITH OTHER ACTRESSES

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Keira Knightley has continued her hollow-cheeked orgy of self-abuse by claiming that she is fat compared with other actresses in Hollywood.

The actress, who unfortunately uses her mouth almost exclusively for talking rather than eating, is quoted as saying:

"Weight is a big issue in Hollywood because I'm twice the size - height and everything else - of most of the girls who are going in to see the director for a part."

It's hard to imagine that there are that many films casting for skeletal leading ladies, though perhaps George A Romero is looking to save on the make-up bill for his next set of zombie films.

Chin up, Keira (if you have the energy), you're still our favourite chattering cadaver, and no number of these three stone, see-through midget US actresses will ever replace you in our affections. I'd give you a big hug, if I didn't think you'd crumble away like an old autumn leaf.


COMMENTS
dandyboy on Wed 19 September 2007 said...
Knightley fat? For fuck's sake! You'd see more meat on Good Friday in the Pope's house than on this scrawny rat of a so-called woman.
RoyKeane on Wed 19 September 2007 said...
Fat Cunt
TheRev on Wed 19 September 2007 said...
Oh, do keep up HM. There was a link to this story on the board yesterday.
MrsMoon on Wed 19 September 2007 said...
maybe the excess weight is just the amount of make up she put on that day, judging by the photo...looks like she's got two well trained tarantulas clinging to her eyeballs....
merkinhead on Wed 19 September 2007 said...
I've seen more meat in a vegetarian's cookbook - I would though, even though it would be like fucking a cutlery drawer...
DOGPAS on Wed 19 September 2007 said...
she's a fucking NUT...., I'd still fuck her thou'...
acranea on Wed 19 September 2007 said...
Obviously i'd fuck her too.But You'd need to find a 2nd woman for the grandstand finish titwank
Speedwolf on Thu 20 September 2007 said...
Keira is fat.
Deathmonkey on Thu 20 September 2007 said...
She should get a job as a toast rack the titless annoying cunt
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