Knightley Knocks The Pants-Off Party

Say what you like about Keira Knightley (and many of you have in the past), but she knows how to have a pop at Lindsay Lohan, an actress whose drug hoofing and uninsurable habits meant she lost her part in the upcoming 'The Edge Of Love' (co-starring Knightley) to Sienna 'grubby tits' Miller.

Talking to Empire for the magazine's October issue, Knightley knocks back the champagne and indulges in some of the expected actorly waffle about her craft and *shock* some swearing. And then she sticks up two bony fingers.

"The whole celebrity thing is not magic," Knightley says. "They're shitter than everybody else because they don't even wear knickers." Who could she mean?

Disappointing a legion of pervs and paps, Knightley continues: "I'm not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out and fall over and puke up... I'm not saying I don't do that on my own in private, but I try not to."

You know, I'm rather taken with her now.