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Golly gosh actress Keira Knightley took time off from sharpening those cheekbones with a plane to gush her praises of fellow Brit film star Sienna Miller, being particularly impressed with the way Jude Law's ex takes no nonsense from paparazzi, after having courted their attention when she was on the way up.

The pair filmed together on new film 'The Edge Of Love', and hit it off straight away, perhaps recognising that they were both vapid, useless actresses who have succeeded despite their anvil faces. At the time the papers were full of their mutual love and respect for each other, and barely a day would go by without one of the pair likening the other to Benjamin Disraeli or some other great statesman, though they stopped just short of lezzing off with each other in front of interviewers.

Now Keira is at it again, platitudes spinning out of that odd little mouth and spinning out of control.

"She has such great personal style. Every bloody morning she'd turn up at 5.30am in a little something she had just thrown on," which is no way to talk about Jude Law. But she wasn't finished there. No, Keira had to emphasise how bloody, bloody brave the woman was.

"Sienna is far more hounded than I am, and the paparazzi are far more abusive to her. She faces them head on, and isn't afraid to tell them to fuck off. I haven't found a way to do that."

Erm. You breathe in, then say: "Fuck Off!" It's easy really.