Katie Price will have her vagina tightened after her daughter is born
Jordan Plans 'Operation Welly-Top Removal'
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Published on Thu 07 June 2007 by IanMcShane
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Katie Price will have her vagina tightened after her daughter is born |
Demure little Jordan has revealed that she will have some extra stitches after her daughter is born to tighten up the whole gusset area, ensuring she isn't walking around with voluminous labia thrown over her arm like a Roman senator with an ill-fitting toga.
It's not for cosmetic reasons though: "Pete likes me just the way I am." And, charmingly for a winner of 'Mother Of The Year', she blames it on Harvey for being such a big baby and causing some stretching around her nether regions after she gave birth to him.
You can watch her discuss this, and generously telling the world of her own mother's prolapse, here.
Another problem troubling the writer so gifted that she'll soon be delivering her third autobiography (that's one for each decade) is the question of her pubic hair, always at the top of the list of concerns for those close to giving birth. The bump means she cannot fashion her pubic topiary as neatly as she might like (presumably the words "Access All Areas" have become somewhat overgrown).
Peter Andre, displaying a talent with the language that can only be expected from the man who came up with the word 'insania', chipped in his own comments on the burning bush: "Tell me about it - it's half bald and half Amazon jungle."
A beautiful couple and a fine advert for the best in British culture.
It's not for cosmetic reasons though: "Pete likes me just the way I am." And, charmingly for a winner of 'Mother Of The Year', she blames it on Harvey for being such a big baby and causing some stretching around her nether regions after she gave birth to him.
You can watch her discuss this, and generously telling the world of her own mother's prolapse, here.
Another problem troubling the writer so gifted that she'll soon be delivering her third autobiography (that's one for each decade) is the question of her pubic hair, always at the top of the list of concerns for those close to giving birth. The bump means she cannot fashion her pubic topiary as neatly as she might like (presumably the words "Access All Areas" have become somewhat overgrown).
Peter Andre, displaying a talent with the language that can only be expected from the man who came up with the word 'insania', chipped in his own comments on the burning bush: "Tell me about it - it's half bald and half Amazon jungle."
A beautiful couple and a fine advert for the best in British culture.
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