KATE MOSS PROPOSES TO HER NEW BOYFRIEND

MOSS DO BETTER

Published on Wed 26 September 2007 by Mopsa

KATE MOSS PROPOSES TO HER NEW BOYFRIEND

Kate Moss, obviously unimpressed by Pete Doherty's offering of a dead mouse on a brooch, has announced that she is now engaged to her new boyfriend, Jamie Hince. Kate was reported to have shouted to friends, "I love him so much - we're engaged!" before setting alight to the dead mouse and sticking two fingers up at Doherty.

Kate supposedly asked Hince to marry her while they "were making love", possibly catching him a bit off guard and making it rather impolite to say no.

A source close to Kate said, "They're clearly totally in love with each other. Everyone knows it's a message to Pete too, telling him she's moved on."

It's possibly not a match made in heaven though as Hince, guitarist with The Kills, recently admitted: "I fucking hate fashion and don't go to the shows - I just think they are fucking stupid."

Not half as fucking stupid as those sunglasses he's always wearing though. Or that haircut. But at least he isn't a jailbird crack addict, so at least there's progress.

Kate Moss, pete Doherty, jamie hince, marriage proposal, dead mouse, drugs, supermodel

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COMMENTS

		ChunkyMunky on Wed 26 September 2007 said... does he realise he's stirring the biggest porridge pot since bannockburn???
		MrsMoon on Wed 26 September 2007 said... Kate Moss lurches from one disaster to the next...this one looks like a complete fucking fashion disaster...are those shades HD ready?
		JimBowen on Wed 26 September 2007 said... Kate no offense but there's a guy called sloth who cleans the dishes in my work's canteen who's more of a looker than your last two.
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 26 September 2007 said... Think we should give the poor lass some sage counsel...if you ask a man any question while in the act of making the 2-backed beast, he's not going to say no!!! Think this is one for Jeremy Kyle's show : "My boyfriend agreed to marry me while shagging but has now sobered up and done a runner!"
		DapperDan on Wed 26 September 2007 said... Leave him alone you tight bastards! Can you not see this poor man is clearly blind?
		dandyboy on Wed 26 September 2007 said... He may be blind, but surely he could still smelll the skank off Moss... she must still reek of Doherty, I get the impression that's a smell that would never wash out...
		AKABUSI on Wed 26 September 2007 said... Are those glasses massive or does he just have a tiny head? Either way he's got to be extremely brave. Miss Moss is surely nowt but the world's most expensive petri dish these days.
		ArseJuice on Wed 26 September 2007 said... Never thought I'd type these words if this bloke said what's quoted, I think he sounds an alright kinda guy. Looks a cunt though
		FredTitmuss on Wed 26 September 2007 said... He's lowering his standards - his chum in The Kills is much fitter that Moss.
		RoyKeane on Wed 26 September 2007 said... Did he borrow the bottom half of his face off Droopy?
		JiggeryCock on Wed 26 September 2007 said... He may be 'an OK guy' but why in the name of suffering fuck does he go around wearing a Heads-Up Display Unit stolen from a Tornado pilot
		DOGPAS on Wed 26 September 2007 said... Kate is fit & rich. Yet she still insists on fucking ugly useless cunts...., so the big questions has to be..., WHEN'S IT MY TURN?
		papers on Wed 26 September 2007 said... Is she doing this to make Doherty jealous? This twat reminds me of a slighter cooler version of Brains out of Thunderbirds.
		bystander on Wed 26 September 2007 said... OK she's going out with a welder but there's nothing wrong with a days hard work for a hard days pay. PS he probably doesn't know what she looks like.
		ivor on Wed 26 September 2007 said... They look like VR glasses from the early nineties . . what a cunt. I'm just jealous, I still would Kate Moss . . don't give a fuck where she's been
		jonnysunspecs on Thu 27 September 2007 said... this pic reminds me of a rules of life. "The bigger the shades, the bigger the cunt behind them"
		BurningWheel on Thu 27 September 2007 said... Afrikaa Bambataa wants his glasses back you knob. Expect new The Kills single any day now on Jo whiley.
		Deathmonkey on Thu 27 September 2007 said... and what exactly do you think you look like you big twat? or have you been welding kate skankbags septum back in? please die...I'll give you money
		Deathmonkey on Thu 27 September 2007 said... and what exactly do you think you look like you big twat? or have you been welding kate skankbags septum back in? please die...I'll give you money