KATE MOSS PLAGUED BY 'STALKERS'

KATE CROSS

Published on Thu 13 March 2008 by roryk

KATE MOSS PLAGUED BY 'STALKERS'

Poor old Kate Moss. After suffering the cruel blows of the fates which burdened her with a chubby heroin addict stinking up her bed for the best part of two years, our tragic heroine is now being plagued by 'stalkers'...

According to The Mirror, two women have been regularly spotted sitting in a car outside her Cotswold home.

"It's really spooky and totally freaking Kate out," said a 'source'.

"They just sit and stare at the house for hours on end. And if anyone approaches them, they drive around the back of the house and then come back."

Stalkers? WTF? Hmm... Maybe 'stalkers' is the new word for 'celebrity journalists so bored with sitting outside someone's house that they invent stories about themselves to keep from getting suicidal'?

KATE MOSS, STALKERS, two women

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COMMENTS

		blaxa on Thu 13 March 2008 said... Oh who'd want to stalk that?
		wobblefanny on Thu 13 March 2008 said... WARNING: Drugs can make you paranoid.
		fuckwit on Thu 13 March 2008 said... She's looking more and more like that witch-mother scum queen hippy satanist weirdo off the news. The Goa one
		CLINT FLICKER on Thu 13 March 2008 said... SKANK!
		billydog on Thu 13 March 2008 said... What has her poor wee nose done to deserve such an abuse of substances
		Sharky on Thu 13 March 2008 said... Well after choosing to date fucking losers its no wonder Mr man in the street come psycho bastard thinks he has a good chance, go get her boys!!! you know she loves it her sort always does, and it migh keep Jordan, katona Posh and the other column hungry sluts of the front pages
		RoyKeane on Thu 13 March 2008 said... Wish it were a plague of locusts
		bingobongo123 on Thu 13 March 2008 said... Stalkers??? I blame the Rampton for their new day release policy. Don't mock the afflicted.
		PaulieMafia on Thu 13 March 2008 said... Who the fuck would stalk that?!
		thingymabob on Thu 13 March 2008 said... a.k.a your dealers!
		CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 14 March 2008 said... Has Ziggy Stardust jizzed in her eye?