Kate Moss is worried her and Doherty's sex tapes will leak

Kate Moss doesn't want us to see her snatch

Published on Mon 23 July 2007 by Fatty

Kate Moss is worried her and Doherty's sex tapes will leak

Kate Moss is said to be worried about sex tapes of her and Pete 'The Slug' Doherty ('inspired': The World) making their filthy way on the internet.

Credit where credit is due, Moss is usually a pretty shrewd woman but...

If I were a world class model known practically everywhere...
And had loads of contracts that relied on my reputation (although the marching powder didn't really do her any harm) and image...
And had been involved with a scabby sponge who would sell his own mother for a bit of cash to buy horse and has been rumoured to have leaked things to the press before...

I WOULDN'T HAVE SEX AND TAPE IT...

...EIGHT TIMES OVER...

...AND NOR WOULD I GIVE THE TAPES TO MY AFOREMENTIONED IDIOTIC SPONGE OF A BOYFRIEND. THE DAFT MARE.

Of course, this assumes the whole story wasn't made up by hacks just wanting to sell papers.

Kate Moss, Pete Doherty, sex tapes, cocaine, supermodel, Babyshambles, The Libertines, rehab, Primrose Hill

pass it on print article

I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
NOT A SHARP MOVE
MOTHER KNOWS BEST
FEELING FRUITY
NEWSMOUND

SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
LITERALLY 'LITERALLY AMAZING'
WORST. MARKETING. IDEA. EVER.
NEWSMOUND

COMMENTS

		Kangaroo on Mon 23 July 2007 said... Serves the skinny little ugly bint right.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 23 July 2007 said... Well, we've all got pretty foetid imaginations in our little sewing circle. What do you say we come up with ideas of what these tapes might contain. Me first ACT ONE, SCENE ONE - (Kate) 'Oh yeah baby, your drool just so gets me horny. (Pete) 'Druggzzzzzz...' (Passes out in his own excreta). Sexy or what??
		Kangaroo on Mon 23 July 2007 said... Do you reckon when Pete is desperate for coke, he sticks his tongue up Kate's hooter?
		on Mon 23 July 2007 said... Licks it out in while she's asleep do you reckon Kangaroo? This could well be one of the greatest horror movies of our time though. Actually think about it...I mean REALLY think about it. Even if it was done with mood lighting, a soft focus camera and has a proper 70s funk porn soundtrack there is no way on gods green earht that this could be considered porn. Three words people PETE. DOHERTY. NAKED......spontaneously vomits all over his desk
		on Mon 23 July 2007 said... i'd rather watch me nun gettin her squashed cat beaten up by my uncle ginger!.........again!
		framey on Mon 23 July 2007 said... Let's face it, Moss is no oil painting. She's OK when airbrushed to within an inch of her life, but in real life he's horrendous. Skinny, spotty, toothy cunt.
		Vileman on Mon 23 July 2007 said... If it does ever come out, file it under Video Nasty.
		Zigmund on Mon 23 July 2007 said... It'll scare more kids than The Exorcist and Nightmare on Elm Street combined...
		HalfdeadFred on Mon 23 July 2007 said... that is a dead, dead sexy picture you have found of ms moss mr holy moly - how does she do it???
		Marshfield on Mon 23 July 2007 said... Yeah the sight of Pete's tiny pale penis would definitely put me me off my stroke. But if Pete does have a copy it will come out at some stage. A question of WHEN rather than IF.
		Sundaeg1rl on Mon 23 July 2007 said... If these vids came out, Bizarre magazine and rotten.com would have a fucking field day. A skeleton fucking a zombie - FANTASTIC. Only then would Sue from Glasgow put her tits away.
		TONKA on Tue 24 July 2007 said... I'd rather watch two dogs fucking in the street than these two morons. Imagine the offspring. On second thoughts don't
		strangelad on Tue 24 July 2007 said... I know their are many fetishes out there on the web and almost every taste is catered for but I honestly cannot believe that someone out there would be sick enough to watch the pustule faced smack head fucking the skinny vaccuous Croydon shithead, just saying it made me a little bit of puke pop up into my mouth.
		pondscum on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Not even with "geoff wode's" dick, if he had one.
		dandyboy on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Anybody else get the 'Cocaine Rehab: give your loved one a new life' ad on the side? And I would rather eat my own shit than watch these two scrotes licking gak off of each other