Kate Moss is dropped from Agent Provocateur's modelling campaign.

Drop the Moss

Published on Mon 02 July 2007 by Fatty

Kate Moss is dropped from Agent Provocateur's modelling campaign.

Saucy pants makers Agent Provocateur have got rid of Kate Moss in favour of someone who doesn't look like a grubby coke head.

Apparently seeing a bony sniffer dog scramble around in pants isn't as sexy as seeing a 'top secret' younger lady who is less likely to have half of one of Columbia's biggest exports up her snout, and consequently is more likely to get people to buy their collection.

Would you believe it! Oh well, Kate, you can still take comfort in the fact that waxy old Pete still fancies you* eh.

*Apart from when he's jostling around South African models.

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COMMENTS

		BryanMaddocks on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Good, hope she dies.
		pondscum on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Britney's sponsored by Pepsi, Kate is sponsored by coke.
		on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Would give her medical grade morphine so she's nice and relaxed then violate her bony arse with extreme vigour, the dirty little cum depot.
		pondscum on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Don't waste good morphine on this skinny bitch, just send it to me, I'm just about out.
		on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Her facial expression suggests that she's just swallowed a mouth full of Docherty's putrid cock-vomit
		Dames on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Who buys AP stuff anyway? It's all for wimmin. Lingerie only works if it somehow depicted by grainy 8mm via Swedish Erotica loops ffffffffuck's sake what's wrong with all of you?
		on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Nah, KingCnut, I've just given her a Dirty Rodreguez after bumming her rancid, hate and lettuce-filled colon. She was wearing an arse-less latex basque and I couldn't resist it. Hmmm - doughnuts....
		RoyKeane on Mon 02 July 2007 said... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Cunt!
		TheBoyMonkey on Mon 02 July 2007 said... I always wondered what the point of someone with no tits advertising underwear was.
		Sundaeg1rl on Mon 02 July 2007 said... She looks like she's had her first taste of Holy Moly bukkake - the bitter tang of Decider's Agent Orange is hitting the back of her throat while Dick Marsh's Hot Botox Injection has frozen her face for all eternity.
		JFBridge on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Cheer up Kate,I'm sure a more apt company will use you in their campaign.......HOOVER!
		DickMarsh on Tue 03 July 2007 said... frozen in the above photo pose......'oohhh, i've just followed through'
		Vileman on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Kate's post A2M face, lovely.
		grippersteb on Tue 03 July 2007 said... she is ming. Just watched kate and pete singalong on bbc web thing on their way to glaston bury. By christ they are shit at singing and seemed abit pissed. Pete likes shagging thai prozzies as well. Has he had a test recently
		Nutkins on Tue 03 July 2007 said... She looks like she's just been taken up the trophy.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 03 July 2007 said... She's got that Patricia Hewitt 'someones waving a small turd under my nose' face on..........of course, I'd rather bum Patricia Hewitt but that's beside the point.
		on Tue 03 July 2007 said... aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. fuck her throat till she pukes, then indulge in some 'stretching' to give LD access to those coke wizened ovaries. Bet she'd love it, the skank.
		DOGPAS on Tue 03 July 2007 said... she's France, a nation of well known soap dodgers...., having left a fat junkie soap dodger....., will she never learn...?