KATE MOSS ASKS DAVID CAMERON TO INSPECT HER PIPES
CAMERON CROWS
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Published on Mon 12 November 2007 by basko
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KATE MOSS ASKS DAVID CAMERON TO INSPECT HER PIPES |
David
Cameron's pole took a big leap when he met Kate Moss and a recent charity
dinner. Sadly she didn't recognise the leader of the Tory Party and thought he
was a plumber (because a lot of plumbers get invited to celeb-packed events
don't they... that's why they don't answer their phones when your boiler packs
up).
We know Cameron isn't a junkie singer in a shit band but he's on TV every five minutes so how can she not know who he is? The very fact the vacant bint owns a house in Cameron's Oxfordshire constituency led Dave to believe they had something in common.
He said: "I remembered we'd had these terrible floods in West Oxfordshire. I said, 'Sorry about the flooding in
your house. I know your local pub has been flooded but it's going to re-open in
six months.' She
turned around and said, 'God, you sound like a really useful guy, can I have
your phone number?'" (probably not the first time she'd thought about a 'useful
man' and 'toilets').
"I went back to my table," Cameron continued, "telling my friends, 'The good news is I met Kate Moss and she wanted my telephone number. The bad news is, I think she thinks I'm something to do with the drainage."
KATE MOSS,
DAVID CAMERON,
plumber,
oxfordshire,
phone number,
tory leader,
conservatives,
supermodel,
fundraiser
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