Kate Moss and David Beckham to be Godparents

The Bland And The Bling

Published on Fri 29 June 2007 by IanMcShane

Kate Moss and David Beckham to be Godparents

Davina Taylor and Dave Gardner have been the brightest celebrity couple in the UK for nigh on five years now, so it's only right that they should attract some lesser stars to be Godparents to their child. They've even sprinkled their celebrity stardust onto their child, who they've named 'Grey' in a typically showbiz style.

Davina famously dominated the world's number one soap opera 'Hollyoaks' for several years, before retiring to be involved in a sex scandal involving Sadie Frost and her new child's Godmother, a little known model called Kate Moss, who is reported to be a shy, retiring wallflower with little wish to be recognised in public.

Dave needs no introduction, dominating the Manchester United youth team until the age of 19, after which he was deemed 'too good for football' and retired. Graciously, Dave has kept in touch with some of the lesser players, and has invited one penniless ex-team-mate called David Beckham to be his child's Godfather, though Beckham is reported to be a shy, retiring wallflower with little wish to be recognised in public.

Despite the bland choice of Godparents, OK! magazine is reportedly interested in covering the happy ceremony, so it's pounds all round! Hurrah for glamorous friends, eh?

Kate Moss, David Beckham, Victoria Beckham, Spice Girls reunion, Pete Doherty, Davina Taylor, Hollyoaks, Dave Gardner

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NEWSMOUND
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COMMENTS

		PedromaticDrillz on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Not the first time the bitch has been caught sucking Becks... hmm?
		on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Check out the bruise on her arm. Been involved in some very rough and tumble have we Davina? LD/DM/Geoff I expect alibis from all of you all you'll all be getting visits from the plod. Just to clarify I most definitely would...a couple of times...in every orofice with lots of toys and bondage gear...
		MrsMoon on Fri 29 June 2007 said... look at that bruise...she was obviously hit in the arm by Beck's rampant johnson...
		on Fri 29 June 2007 said... I'd been filling that bottle with my manfat for 3 months. She downed it in 4 seconds. Dirty fucking slag!
		DickMarsh on Fri 29 June 2007 said... I never touched her arm. The bruises I gave her are under the hairline where I clamped her head in a vice and then throat fucked her till she fetched up yesterdays breakfast
		strangelad on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Who? What? Who the fuck are these cunts?
		DOGPAS on Fri 29 June 2007 said... cunty cuntish cunts....... enuf said
		RoyKeane on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Seems to me that she is rewarding all of her ex shags with the 'Honour' of being the poor little fuckers godparent. And absolutley fuck all to do with OK mag then ...
		BatemansBusinessCard on Fri 29 June 2007 said... That's Paula Yates that is, with Hutchence in the bottle.
		michael848 on Sat 30 June 2007 said... Who is she? i'm cool and all that but have never heard of her.... ( i know how to be cruel...eh?!)
		dandyboy on Sat 30 June 2007 said... She's some cuntrag who even had her parents stop giving a fuck about her years ago, fucking washed up fourth rate beer swilling harpy
		Sundaeg1rl on Sat 30 June 2007 said... I've tasted LordDecider's manfat and all I can say is, I hope she's got a cast-iron gullet. That shit burned my insides something chronic.
		dandyboy on Sat 30 June 2007 said... Does it burn enough to merit a Heat special? Try the LD juice diet and just watch your stomach (and various other innards) fade away!
		sirriddler on Sat 30 June 2007 said... Erm. Who the fuck is this person?. What is she famous for?. Is she just another one of those 'celebs' that would turn up to the opening of a packet of dry roasted?. I've never heard of her. Anyone care to enlighten me??
		Sundaeg1rl on Sat 30 June 2007 said... Indeed - I am now a size zero and my skin has turned a bizarre shade of orange. Unfortunately the pain and inner rage is visible in my face, so I look like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
		dandyboy on Sun 01 July 2007 said... Sundaeg1rl, does this mean you're Victoria Beckham in disguise? and do I win 5 pounds?
		DickMarsh on Sun 01 July 2007 said... I loved viz I did
		Sundaeg1rl on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Dammit, you've rumbled me! pouts shatters mirror You've won yourself a Ronco Bottomatic. Buttock comfort at the flick of a switch!
		dandyboy on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Hmm, the bottomatic... sounds like something Mr Marsh or LD could put to good use...
		JiggeryCock on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Do these , franky hair raising, revelations about LD having Agent Orange instead of Spermatozoa mean we have a new secret weapon in the war on terror? If so, can the good Lord be persuaded to donate his jism to the national cause? I'm sure if we all 'pull together' we will end up with a 'solution'. PS I'm excluding Dick Marsh from these exhortations as I'm assuming he's an anarchist, due to his constant attempts to 'smash the cistern'.
		Sundaeg1rl on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Dick Marsh has botulinum toxin festering in his vast bollocks. My face was as smooth as a baby's bottom after our last bukkake party. You only have to look at Kylie to see I'm right.
		DickMarsh on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Always glad to oblige