GROWING OLD GRACEFULLY

Well the prize for stating the obvious goes to Kate Moss, who has told Vogue magazine that she still acts like a 17-year-old. But the only problem with that is that most 17-year-olds are actually reasonably responsible A-Level students who are at home on a school night and not disreputable achies getting smashed every night.

"I am still acting like a 17-year-old," she said. "I definitely haven't become middle-aged. I've got a house and a daughter and all that, but I still like to have fun."

Yeah, we'd noticed the fun. Not so much the daughter though.

And the model, whose wealth is estimated at £50m, says she is not obsessed with money.

"I like making money, but I don't call people up every day to see how much I've made. As long as I have what I need at the time; I mean, I can buy the house that I want. I am not completely money-oriented."

Nope, not completely money-orientated, there has to be some room for booze and sex in that pretty little head after all.