IN TANDEM

Following her (hopefully final) break-up with Owen Wilson last week, Kate Hudson hasn't locked herself away in mourning. No, she's got straight back on the bike and taken up with legendary cyclist Lance Armstrong, a man with one testicle but very much two eyes for the ladies.

Lance won numerous Tours De France but perhaps should be given most kudos for surviving a relationship with bitter, twisted Sheryl Crowe for a fair while (hopefully he got a special jersey when that relationship ended). He also dated Ashley Olsen for a while, which proves he has a sense of humour if nothing else.

Now he and Kate have been spotted out together three nights in a row, taking in dinner, a family celebration and, tragically, a Kid Rock concert (that was their first date, so if they survived that then they're sure to last).

If you're reading this and happen to be Owen Wilson's neighbour, will you keep an eye out for him? You know, the usual signs – large numbers of milk bottles on the doorstep, mail piling up on the mat  and screams of anguish coming from the back garden.