QUEEN NEFERTI-TEASE

All that parading about in 'Underworld' in a leather catsuit seems to have awoken the filthier side of actress Kate Beckinsale, who gave an interview to Allure magazine in which she flung around more innuendoes than Julian Clary at a cock-fight.

Maybe she was trying to shock, but came across more as a posh girl pointing out how awfully outrageous she could be.

"I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!"

What the... The Pharoah's Tomb? Dusty and untouched for years or stuffed with golden treasures but ultimately cursed? Beats me. Kate raised the bar even higher (then probably flung one leg over it and simulated sex) when she was asked about her best physical asset.

"My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?" she giggled before silently mouthing the words 'My twat' at the interviewer.

Does she have a new film out where she's supposed to be sexy or something?