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KATE BECKINSALE SAYS SHE'S TOO GOOD IN BED TO BE A DECENT COOK

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KATE BECKINSALE SAYS SHE'S TOO GOOD IN BED TO BE A DECENT COOK

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Jesus, what's wrong with this woman? She's like a teenage rabbit in mating season. On Viagra. Whose just eaten a truck load of oysters. Kate Beckinsale seems incapable of opening her (admittedly pretty sexy) mouth without banging on about sex. Imagine what she comes out with behind closed doors if this is what she's like talking to strange men from the press.

If she's not talking about eating vaginas or comparing her own to a pharaoh's tomb , she's justifying that she's shit in the kitchen because she's dynamite in the sack.

You can imagine her husband just out of shot silently screaming at the woman to keep her thoughts to herself! EIther that or he's grinning like a Cheshire cat in a sardine factory.

She said: "I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in.

"I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex."

Which, to be fair, is a good point well made. Although by the looks of it, Nigella Lawson is probably an exception to the rule.


COMMENTS
HeroicDose on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
She can say whatever the hell she likes. Whereas Nigella Lawson is a fat cake-stuffing munter.
chinky on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
Agreed. She makes me feel funny down there.
milkplus on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
GET'S IT! wholesale.
Vlad on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
I'd do them both - hard
MrsMac on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
I am a bit sick of hearing about how great this woman is at shagging. Isn't there a saying about people who talk about sex too much, obvoiusly aren't getting it. I'm sure she's having her fair share or whatever, but it's a bit sad that she feels she needs to do this to forcefeed people this sex kitten image. If you're sexy, you don't have to say you're sexy.
Sable on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
Agreed MrsMac. It's like a sodding teenager who's just lost their cherry and is desperate to prove how grown up they are. Kate - we don't care, and until and unless you make a porn video which you post on the net to prove it all we will never care.
rachael on Sat 07 June 2008 said...
she seems to be the only realll pretty person in the press right now
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Sat 07 June 2008 said...
Funny how all the men have their tongues hanging out but the women are less than impressed. When she was on punk'd and looked like she was going to cry when a man "hit" on her. HAHAHA
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