UNDERWORLD

I don't know if Kate Beckinsale has thousands of films to promote at the moment or whether she just can't stop talking, but she seems to be everywhere, fouling up the internet with her double-entendres and giggling like a naughty (privately-educated) schoolgirl.

Recently she revealed that she likens her own mimsy to a pharaoh's sarcophagus, but she isn't done with the risque fanny talk yet, not by a long way.

When the subject of a recent interview with Moviefone turned to food, Kate saw the perfect opportunity to insert a good old-fashioned joke about furry cups into proceedings, apropos of nothing at all.

"I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm."

Where did that come from? What was the point of that little addition towards the end? Is she suggesting that she likes to sip from the hairy flask in a 'Look at me, I'm so naughty' fashion?

Well done, Kate, we all think you're so outrageous. Now if you could turn your attention to making decent films rather than naughty jokes, I'm sure the world would be grateful.