KANYE JUST GO NOW?

In an act proving his ego is bigger than his jawline and bank balance put together, good old Kanye has done what every self-respecting pop star does at the MTV awards - completely slag off the organisers and refuse to EVER appear there again. AMAZING. Look at the history:

2004: Dickwad West walked out of the American Music Awards, upset at being "robbed".

2005: HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE was threatened if he didn't win a Grammy.

2006: Legs it off stage at the MTV Europe Music Awards after losing the award for Video of the Year to Justice vs Simian in a somewhat confused logic that his cost a million dollars therefore should automatically win. (Kanye, my mobile phone belt clip cost at least TEN TIMES anyone else's I've ever met. Do I get the respect i deserve? Do I fuck.)

LAST NIGHT: According to a load of 'sources' backstage (disgruntled runners) at the MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye went coastal again, all because of some strop abt performing in Hugh Hefner's suite. Now i'm now svengali (Hello!) but surely life doesn't gewt any better than that?

"Kanye was watching the closing performance [a medley featuring Justin Timberlake, Timbaland and Nelly Furtado] on a closed-circuit monitor, and he started getting upset," a source who was backstage told MTV News. "He started asking anyone who'd listen why he wasn't allowed to perform on the main stage. 'Why did I perform in just a suite?' he was saying. 'Justin's my boy, but even he gets to perform in both a suite and on the main stage? Something's wrong here.' "

When he lost out on the award he screamed, "That's two years in a row, man ... I'm trying hard, man, I have the ... #1 record, man."

West also claimed he would "never return to MTV." Don't think you'll have any problems there bud.

But wait! See if you can spot the amazing quote from Boy Wonder here:

“It’s like what if your drawbacks ended up being your superpower? I’ve always had an issue with masculinity. I’m like, ‘I hope this person isn’t looking at me like I’m a faggot ’cause I have some feminine ways.’ Maybe I’m not the guy who kicks off (a fight) in a club. Now I’m a 30-year-old, I’ve accepted that.

“Because of that I’ve ended up having the No.1 album.”

:-0 WTF? He must mean the meatballs.

 

in other news, the reason this site is shit today is because i'm back in the saddle for a week. Ian McShane, your erstwhile gossip monger had a baby last night (well, his wife did). So congrats to you Ian! Sorry to everyone else- i'm here all week!