JUDE LAW SPOTTED KISSING KIMBERLEY STEWART

I PORKED THE LAW?

Published on Tue 20 May 2008 by roryk

JUDE LAW SPOTTED KISSING KIMBERLEY STEWART

What's this? Is Jude Law's celebrity rating receding as quickly as his hairline? Instead of hanging out in one of the usual A-List haunts or having orgies with the Primrose Hill set (or whatever it is they get up to), Jude was spotted this weekend in pikey Essex club 195 snogging Kimberley Stewart.

Kimberley, daughter of Rod, is more used to pulling no marks like Calum Best so must have been over the moon to be swapping infections with someone of Jude's stature (despite his ever more prominent widow's peak).

An onlooker told The Sun: "We were given wristbands for the VIP lounge expecting to bump into Jodie Marsh and maybe Michael Greco from 'EastEnders'.

"We couldn't believe it when we saw Kimberly Stewart snogging the face off Jude Law. They were really going at it and barely came up for air."

People took photos of the couple but Jude and his security cleverly deleted them from the offending cameras. Although not that cleverly as they were easily retrieved by an engineer and flogged to The Sun.

We'd say that Jude was going down a league here, but then Sadie Frost isn't really much to write home about and he married her for six years so maybe Jude just suffers from cock blindness.

JUDE LAW, KISSING, KIMBERLEY STEWART, 195, essex club, cannes, sadie frost, rod stewart

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COMMENTS

		dearlord on Tue 20 May 2008 said... what was she doing there?!
		strangelad on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Who cares? They're both cunts, although at least he's famous for being something other than the child of the tightest cunt on the planet.
		Sable on Tue 20 May 2008 said... I can only presume from his face that he's up for a part in 'Steptoe and Son - The Movie'.
		robbie22 on Tue 20 May 2008 said... Jude is a hiary boy,i wouldnt say no
		rachael on Wed 21 May 2008 said... he looks like POPEYE in that picture..... but Seriously Kimberly is ssssssoooooo lucky I would not of had him in the club I would of had him in my bed.....I am jelous of kimberly JUDE LAW IS FUCKING HOT....