JUDE LAW LINKED WITH MODEL LILY COLE

I SOUGHT THE LAW

Published on Mon 07 July 2008 by roryk

JUDE LAW LINKED WITH MODEL LILY COLE

We don't know what hypnotic powers sleaze monkey Jude Law has, but he must have some Jedi mind tricks up his sleeve as he has reportedly managed to con supermodel Lily Cole into his bed...

After recently been snapped snogging the face off Kimberley Stewart at Faeces nightclub in Essex, Jude seems to have fixed his lady radar and set his sights above the D-list. He's also dropped his age limit as Lily Cole is, at 20, a good 15 years younger than sleazy old Jude, whose ever-receding hair is making him look older by the day.

The pair have been spotted sharing romantic meals together and she was seen leaving Jude's house one morning.

A source told the Sunday Mirror: "Jude was keeping low-key. They were deep in conversation and making each other laugh.

"There was no blatant kissing but it was obvious they were more than just friends. Jude was being very affectionate and gazing into her eyes."

See - blatant hypnotism - gaze into my eyes, you are feeling very sleepy, you will not notice my hairline, you will come into my lair and let me have my way with you!

Someone send in Derren Brown to rescue her at once.

JUDE LAW, MODEL, LILY COLE, kimberley stewart, shagging

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COMMENTS

		fuckwit on Mon 07 July 2008 said... Ever since those photos of her ginger vag appeared, I've been magnetically drawn to this Toblerone-faced siren. He's a lucky cunt if you ask me
		clusterfuck78 on Mon 07 July 2008 said... she's got a face like a dinner plate. not a good look.
		QWERTYOP on Mon 07 July 2008 said... What a scarey looking woman.
		clusterfuck78 on Mon 07 July 2008 said... also I forgot to mention Jude's brilliant Kojack impression he's pulling off at the moment. well done baldy!!
		PedromaticDrillz on Mon 07 July 2008 said... She looks like a Cabbage-Patch Doll.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 07 July 2008 said... He looks like John McEnroe!
		Lil on Mon 07 July 2008 said... He's such a paedo.
		silverdoll on Mon 07 July 2008 said... moonface fell out the farawaytree!
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 07 July 2008 said... Lily Cole looks like Bod with hair.
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 07 July 2008 said... Sophie Ellis Bexter's moon like face perched atop Paris Hilton's lollypop stick neck underlined by Sienna Miller's grubby tits.......The quim looks quite edible though, ill give her that
		kent_paul on Mon 07 July 2008 said... I guess she must like guys with small dicks then
		framey on Mon 07 July 2008 said... Supermodel? How the fuck does that work? She's has a face like a bloody dustbin lid, huge and round.
		Marshfield on Mon 07 July 2008 said... Great body shame about the face shagging a semi-good looking bloke shame about the total inability to act. Personally I doubt he sticking his spotted dick into her ginger saucepot, they have just worked together on their new movie the one where he's filling in for Heath Ledger, which makes Heath look like an even bigger twat for overdosing - he could have been fucking Lily Cole. On second thoughts where are my meds. ah a brown paper bag, that'll do instead.
		sirbuckle on Mon 07 July 2008 said... the cad
		dandyboy on Tue 08 July 2008 said... She has a face like Melies' moon.
		rachael on Tue 08 July 2008 said... what a shiny face she has ummm models are supposed to be good looking?
		sarcasm on Tue 08 July 2008 said... NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
		darkfung on Tue 08 July 2008 said... She uis not pretty but Jude is getting a bit desperate after Sienna - I don't think age should be a problem as maybe it's her after him and why should he say "No" ?? would you if you got it offered off of a 17 year old ??
		thundering on Tue 08 July 2008 said... if she's a supermodel jade goody is an intellect. uggo...