JUDE LAW HAS NO PLANS TO BE THE NEXT MICHAEL CAINE
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Published on Thu 18 October 2007 by IanMcShane
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JUDE LAW HAS NO PLANS TO BE THE NEXT MICHAEL CAINE |
Despite the monotone voice, limited acting skills and propensity for starring in terrible films, Jude Law has insisted that he does not intend to be the next Michael Caine. Well, he's never going to be knighted and win an Oscar for a start.
The balding, rat-faced sneer-machine has been whining once again about how unfair his life is and how horrible people are for saying he wants to emulate the Cockney star, merely because he has remade two of the most-famous roles that Caine brought to the big screen, in 'Alfie' and 'Sleuth'.
"I feel rather foolish that I've done both. People might think that I have designs to be the next Michael Caine, but there's only one Michael Caine. It was never a plan of mine to do this. They were two separate challenges," he moaned, whilst counting the cash for churning out utterly shite and worthless remakes.
Next week, Ian Beale from 'Eastenders' demands: "Don't saddle me with that 'new Brando' tag!"
"I feel rather foolish that I've done both. People might think that I have designs to be the next Michael Caine, but there's only one Michael Caine. It was never a plan of mine to do this. They were two separate challenges," he moaned, whilst counting the cash for churning out utterly shite and worthless remakes.
Next week, Ian Beale from 'Eastenders' demands: "Don't saddle me with that 'new Brando' tag!"
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