JOSS STONE'S NEW FLAKE AD

TOSS STONE

Published on Wed 05 March 2008 by basko

JOSS STONE'S NEW FLAKE AD

Just what is the bizarrely accented Joss Stone doing with that Flake? Like a drunken bridesmaid it's something 'suggestive' like it was the seventies all over again and all the good work against sexism of the last 20 years has disappeared in one flick of the wrist...

Yes this is the new Flake advert where Joss Stone puts in a performance so cringeworthy, your eyes will hate you forever and your ears would kick you in the genitalia if they could.

If you hated Joss Stone before, this will do nothing to dampen your fury at someone so smug and up their own arse it is almost impossible to comprehend them talking about ANYTHING other than themselves and their GOD DAMN art, voice, mission - oh do fuck off woman.

If Joss and the chocolate didn't make you want to vom, watch this sickening 'about the ad' video that we just found on YouTube. Strangely, a staggering zero people had viewed it at the time of writing. In it she says that she doesn't just want to do music (she needs to do it to be a happy being!), she wants to do other stuff as well. So expect lots more sell-out ads to come, folks...

JOSS STONE, FLAKE AD

pass it on print article

NEWSMOUND
OBLIGATORY YOOHOO-TUBE CLIP!
LO PUNCHES
ALL LYNNE THE PAST
WALK THE BANK

MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?
IS IT ANY BLUNDER

COMMENTS

		SukieBapswent on Wed 05 March 2008 said... sings only the flakiest, annoying fuckface, needs that chocolate rammed down her throat
		diepiggy on Wed 05 March 2008 said... why is it i cant help thinking that her skull is slightly too big for her skin
		adrianwalker1978 on Wed 05 March 2008 said... you would though, wouldn't you.
		Bunglist on Wed 05 March 2008 said... i see your joss stone flake ad and raise you a cheeky girls twix ad
		Bunglist on Wed 05 March 2008 said... yes i would, with a picnic bar.
		Bunglist on Wed 05 March 2008 said... simon weston was the ideal candidate surely
		TheMonk on Wed 05 March 2008 said... Who the fuck let her back in a recording studio in the first place?
		TheMonk on Wed 05 March 2008 said... Fat bitch
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 05 March 2008 said... Aren't Flake ads meant to be erotic? I can think of nobody less titillating than Joss Stone - Keeley Hawes included.
		BustySinclair on Thu 06 March 2008 said... Not sure how flakes can be erotic, nothing sexy about a flaky phallus
		TrumpetOfDeath on Thu 06 March 2008 said... Fuck me that's awful. I saw it earlier on the idot box with the sound muted and can say it's infinitely more cunty having to listen to it as well. Could even bear to watch the second video. That said.. yes I probably would.
		dandyboy on Thu 06 March 2008 said... Funny, I thought the idea of using celebrities in ads was to pick someone popular that the people aspire to and would like to be like, not jumped up bumpkin skanks that like to pretend they've lived in California their whole lives?