FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY

Joss Stone has announced that if she were to find true love she'd turn her back on music once and for all. Joss said she'd gladly quit the music industry to be with a man if she was offered an ultimatum. We never knew Joss was such a feminist. Quick, someone find her a man this instance!

Joss was commenting on her previous relationship with Beau (my dad was Motown legend Lamont) Dozier and moaned:

"You know what? I'd give up fame tomorrow for a solid relationship. Looking back now, I wonder if it really was love between Beau and me. I think it must have been deep infatuation based on lust."

That's too much information. Well, we've decided to help Joss out by kindly creating a profile for her that she can quickly cut and paste onto a dating website. And there are plenty of them around, and some even give you your money back if you are unsuccessful so no excuses, Joss.

Name: Joss Stone
Age: 20
Hair colour: Brown, blonde, sometimes red
Occupation: Singer, songwriter, actress (apparently)
Interests: Singing, music, talking in weird accents
Likes: Smoking roll ups, hippies, flowing dresses, Cadbury's flakes
Dislikes: Wearing shoes, England, haters
Looking for: Love

There we go. Fingers crossed for you, Joss. Somebody snap her up quick and do us all a favour.