JOSS STONE IS NOT LOOKING FOR LOVE - LOVE WASN'T FUSSED ANYWAY
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Published on Mon 28 January 2008 by HOLYMOLY!
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JOSS STONE IS NOT LOOKING FOR LOVE - LOVE WASN'T FUSSED ANYWAY |
Poor old Joss Stone. The Devon-born woman who used to sing has been bemoaning the fact that men just don’t seem to like her very much. She split from her long-term partner Beau Dozier in 2005 but his replacement is yet to make himself known...
Stone, whose face is slowly turning into a melted Jocelyn Wildenstein is now officially more famous for her frankly barking outbursts than her music. Some of these outbursts have also been in a fake American accents. Does this remind you of any bi-polar female music stars whose artistic careers are also in the doldrums?
Never one to court controversy, Stone has written a song called ‘Mr Wanker Man! Wanker!’ though she insists with a completely straight face (or as straight as she can get it) that this is not an attack on her ex. It’s a shame really, because they made such a good couple, Dozy and Dozier.
"I've had kind of bad luck with boys, so I'm probably just going to let it be for a minute. I'm not in the right space to do that - they just don't tend to be too kind."
Hmm. To be fair, it probably isn’t just the boys who are being unkind to whiny old 'look-at-me-and-my bare-feet' Joss. Just hearing that accent makes dogs whine in the next street and whales 200 miles away start thinking tonight is their lucky night...
We WANT to hear ‘Mr Wanker Man! Wanker!’ RIGHT NOW...
Never one to court controversy, Stone has written a song called ‘Mr Wanker Man! Wanker!’ though she insists with a completely straight face (or as straight as she can get it) that this is not an attack on her ex. It’s a shame really, because they made such a good couple, Dozy and Dozier.
"I've had kind of bad luck with boys, so I'm probably just going to let it be for a minute. I'm not in the right space to do that - they just don't tend to be too kind."
Hmm. To be fair, it probably isn’t just the boys who are being unkind to whiny old 'look-at-me-and-my bare-feet' Joss. Just hearing that accent makes dogs whine in the next street and whales 200 miles away start thinking tonight is their lucky night...
We WANT to hear ‘Mr Wanker Man! Wanker!’ RIGHT NOW...
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