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JOSS STONE IS HAPPY WITHOUT A MANAGER

I THINK I'LL MANAGE

JOSS STONE IS HAPPY WITHOUT A MANAGER

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Joss Stone believes she is much better off without a manager, saying her previous managers have blighted her five-year career. The Cornish pixie, with evil jet black stones for eyes, now sorts out her financial and musical affairs herself, which is probably why she's been blissfully quiet for a while now, having huffed away from Sanctuary Records in 2006.

"I'm never having a manager ever again," she cried, stamping her feet and getting ready to hold her breath until she was sick.

"I've had four in the past five years and I hate them all."

Hmm, four managers in five years might indicate that the problem is a bit closer to home, wouldn't it? Quite literally in this case, as one of Stone's previous managers was her own mother, Wendy Stoker.

To be fair, it must be difficult when you're negotiating a major contract and your manager sends you to your room without supper because you've overdosed on the Sunny D and set fire to the curtains.

COMMENTS
B3ttySw0llocks on Mon 15 October 2007 said...
Talentless cunt
HoratioKnibbles on Mon 15 October 2007 said...
This ghastly cunt needs to be knocked down a notch. A screeching, tone deaf spoiled brat - she'd never even heard of the Who or Pink Floyd before Live 8. I swear people like her get into this business because they are told to, not because they have any interest in music whatsoever.
Yogithebare on Mon 15 October 2007 said...
I'd be happier without Joss Stone.
gargoyle on Mon 15 October 2007 said...
She's from Devon, not Cornwall, but don't let little things like the facts bother you. But yes, burn the witch.
TheMonk on Mon 15 October 2007 said...
Feckless jail-bait harridan. They probably couldn't tolerate her Californi-Cornish accent like the rest of us and left her wallowing in her own self-important vacuum
merkinhead on Mon 15 October 2007 said...
Either she's having a shit or producing a new album, which are the same thing really.
Speedwolf on Mon 15 October 2007 said...
Dames would.
Dames on Mon 15 October 2007 said...
Speedwolf I am behind her in that pic (her ex-manager Photoshopped me out)
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