Josh Hartnett is reported to be cheating on Penelope Cruz

Josh Hartnett: Clinically Insane?

Published on Thu 31 May 2007 by BOURNE

Josh Hartnett is reported to be cheating on Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz: possibly the best advert for Spain there's ever been. It makes me forget all the nasty things like chucking donkeys off church towers, bull fights, bloody civil wars and brutal, fascist dictatorships.

But, apparently, that's not enough for Cruz's current beau, the ridiculously lucky Josh Hartnett, who has been spotted by the New York Daily News with another woman. Spotting daft Josh with some flaxen-haired floozy in New York's appropriately named Snitch Bar, the paper's source said: "She sat on his [Hartnett's] lap in thigh-high black boots and white shorts while he chain-smoked."

Interestingly, the report describes Hartnett's chum as "blond", rather than "blonde", and, as Cruz has formerly been attached to the notoriously heterosexual Tom Cruise, who knows what the Daily News could also be suggesting?

Penelope Cruz, Josh Hartnett, Cheating, Celebrity, Gossip, Holy Moly, Holy News

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COMMENTS

		TheBoyMonkey on Thu 31 May 2007 said... Chucking donkeys off towers and killing bulls is all part of the fun of being a Spaniard. In fact, I'm so happy to be reminded of their animal torturing happiness, I'm going to chuck the neighbour's shetland pony off the roof of my shed. At which point I'm sure messrs Marsh and Decider will take care of the poor beast.
		scaryclairey on Thu 31 May 2007 said... .... pass the strap-on.....
		scaryclairey on Thu 31 May 2007 said... ... nice button when you edit your profile..... SUBMIT...
		Zigmund on Thu 31 May 2007 said... Weren't her and Salma Hayek were a couple for a while? She mightn't be so bothered then.
		HoratioKnibbles on Thu 31 May 2007 said... Always hated Cruz. She looks like a shrunken racoon.
		mish on Thu 31 May 2007 said... Ms Cruz is the biggest beard going!! She "dated" the Gay Midget Dwarf for chrissake!! And we all know about him! She likes the furry cup better anyway.
		joko on Fri 01 June 2007 said... Oh the genius of it all!! Mention a female, and every moron on the site seems to think stating that they would ''bum her'' in some revolting way that they have cooked up in their seedy little porn film minds, is somehow worth our attention, so they say it over and over and over and over. Well I for one am very interested. Oh what comedy gold!
		FlangeMeister on Fri 01 June 2007 said... I can't even be bothered to post an amusing anecdote to add to the evocative musings here.What a fucking cunt I am.
		RayReardon on Sat 02 June 2007 said... yerrrp, good one HM - whilst describing Cruz as "possibly the best advert for Spain there's ever been" and her faggot boyf as "ridiculously lucky" you somewhat managed to put up quite possibly the ugliest picture of this hairyfannied "shrunken racoon" ever taken. Surely a piss take on your behalf.... one would hope.....