Jose Mourinho continues to play silly buggers with his dog

Blues Boss Has No Doggy Style

Published on Sat 19 May 2007 by BOURNE

Jose Mourinho continues to play silly buggers with his dog

I'm going to put my hands up here and admit I know fuck all about football and care even less about the sport; a game for gentlemen played by hooligans, as my old dad used to say.

However, I really hope Chelsea lose the FA Cup tomorrow.

Not that I have any affinity with Manchester, let alone Manchester United, but at least you wouldn't expect to see the ruddy-faced Scots ball of anger that is Alex Ferguson fannying about with a tiny pooch and flouting the UK's anti-rabies legislation, like that preening twat Jose Mourinho has been.

It might not have been so bad if Mourinho hadn't been bragging to the Portuguese media about spiriting the terrier away from under the noses of the British authorities.

Self-important twat. I hope they throw the book at him.

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COMMENTS

		spqr on Fri 18 May 2007 said... You forgot 'whining' - as in self important whining twat.
		UpMyKilt on Fri 18 May 2007 said... God how I HATE that cunt. Please let them throw the British Library are at his smug, "bifanas" stuffed coupon.
		PowderKeg on Fri 18 May 2007 said... Such an annoying man. How about slitting the Poddles throat as part of the half-time entertainment at Wembley
		on Fri 18 May 2007 said... I could split the terrier in half, punishment style...
		BryanMaddocks on Fri 18 May 2007 said... LordDecider, does your cock get ANY say in that at all?
		on Fri 18 May 2007 said... Mr Maddocks, it was my cock that demanded it.
		planetcuntoid on Fri 18 May 2007 said... Mr HM your apparent disdain for the game of football might explain your lack of effort in updating Goaly Moly but I ask please please update the site.
		iamacunt on Fri 18 May 2007 said... i hope they slit the terrier's throat and make Jose watch....just before kick off, not that I'm a complete utter cunt or anything
		iamacunt on Fri 18 May 2007 said... i hope they slit the terrier's throat and make Jose watch....just before kick off, not that I'm a complete utter cunt or anything
		STD on Fri 18 May 2007 said... I'm straight but, if I was going to shag a man, it would be Jose.
		planetcuntoid on Fri 18 May 2007 said... STD the mere fact that you feel the need to make that comment would raise serious doubts as to whether or not you are actually straight
		MrBob on Fri 18 May 2007 said... Nope STD is right Jose is well bummable. And I'm not a gay neither.
		Blurgle on Fri 18 May 2007 said... I'd make him get the old rabies shots - right in the belly. And I'd give the dog to someone who didn't tote it around from country to country. The dog's blameless. Then I'd vote out Britain's idiotic brain-dead-buttfuck anti-rabies legislation.
		JoeyDeekon on Sat 19 May 2007 said... I so would..... (him not the terrier).
		dandyboy on Sat 19 May 2007 said... Jose wherever you may be, Park Ji Sung ate you dog for tea, Special One your dog is dead, You'll have to get a cat instead
		JiggeryCock on Mon 21 May 2007 said... Christ anymore Pikey and he'd live in a caravan, flogging pegs and lucky heather. Have a shave you fucking diddikoi!