JORDAN'S DRESSAGE DEBUT

RIDING JORDAN

Published on Thu 12 June 2008 by basko

JORDAN'S DRESSAGE DEBUT

Can the UK really get any worse: first our economy is in tatters, second we've got worse civil liberties legislation than China and now news reaches us that our Olympic team for 2012 could have Jordan in it. Yes, the glamour model is serious about dressage and made her competitive debut recently, finishing sixth out of a field of 27.

Which might mean she's quite good and so in with a chance of actually getting somewhere. Of course this elitist sport may do everything it can to keep Jordan and her horse 'Glamour' out of an Olympic team but it seems Jordan loved her debut:

"I really enjoyed it, I've got a rosette which is really good for me. I didn't come here to win it, I just wanted to participate and take part. It was a great crowd."

We thought the horse was supposed to get the rosette?

JORDAN, DRESSAGE, OLYMPICS 2012, PETER ANDRE, COMPETITION, ROSETTE

pass it on print article

SLIPPERY IN DEBT
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
NEWSMOUND
LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID

OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
COMING CLEAN
JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
NOT A SHARP MOVE

COMMENTS

		slinkybackrinkadink on Thu 12 June 2008 said... But where's the picture of Jordan?
		PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 12 June 2008 said... what colour is her face? like a fucking massive oompaloompa!
		dearlord on Thu 12 June 2008 said... 6/27 = not that good then
		DirtyBeppe on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Participate AND take part? Have your fucking cake and eat it, why don't you.
		MissChampion on Thu 12 June 2008 said... face...so...orange...cannot... compute..head blows up
		BustySinclair on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Breathe easy, she was only competing in Preliminary. It's only the beginning and a long way to go, even for a serious rider. It will be a new experience for her though, for once in her life she will be judged on talent and ability rather than how much skin she shows.
		squealer on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Fucking galloping trollop.
		Belms on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I guess the old joke, "What's got 4 legs and a cunt on its back" will have to have the punchline reworked.
		BustySinclair on Thu 12 June 2008 said... And I should add, Prelim is entry-level dressage. As a rider myself it makes me incredibly happy that with all the money she has obviously thrown at her new hobby (buying expensive horse and all the right gear etc), money cannot buy ability and she has been beaten by better riders who most likely have a fraction of her funds.
		Kermit on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Blimey she's been properly tango'ed...
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I seem to be getting this story mixed up with the spitting in porn from cunts corner
		fuckwit on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I'd ride her
		CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 12 June 2008 said... So would I fuckwit - wouldn't touch Jordan's with yours, though.
		dirtysteve on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Dressage is a 'sport' for (usually) rich cunts who aren't good at real sports. Quite why it's in the olympics is a mystery.
		framey on Thu 12 June 2008 said... 6th out of 27? Yeah but Steven Hawking was 7th.
		cowman on Thu 12 June 2008 said... If I came 6th of 27 in the village sports 100m I wouldn't see myself at the 2012 Olympics...nice looking g-g though..
		BradNipples on Fri 13 June 2008 said... "It will be a new experience for her though, for once in her life she will be judged on talent and ability rather than how much skin she shows".... and for once it'll all be about HER riding rather than someone riding her
		Sable on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Meh. She'll get bored in six months.
		fuckwit on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Just imagine her knockers bouncing up and down as she goes for the jumps... She'll knock that poor bleeding nag out if she's not careful.
		joannepsi on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Bustysinclair and Sable - she's actually been competing since she was a child, it's not like she woke up recently and decided to become a three day eventer.
		JiggeryCock on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think dressage is an Olympic Sport, merely one of the three disciplines maknig up the 3-day event?
		BustySinclair on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Jiggs, dressage is a separate event, as is showjumping.
		JiggeryCock on Fri 13 June 2008 said... It is? Well bugger oi down dead! They'll be having synchronised swimming as an event next.
		BustySinclair on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Or lawn bowls. Hang on, that's the Commonwealth Games
		BlartMonster on Mon 16 June 2008 said... She'll do anything to get her fucking ugly cunting face in the limelight, won't she? She'll be in the fucking gurning contest next, now THAT one she'll win by a fucking country mile...
		rachael on Thu 26 June 2008 said... how can she see with all that face on her face?