Simply Red

Thank God. The exclusive we have all been waiting for has finally reached the pages of OK! magazine. Jordan has announced, in a shock-horror revelation, that her new daughter is a redhead.

"I don't mind, though. I love her anyway, even if she's a ginge!" giggled the proud mother. "Actually, I think when people are horrible about people with red hair, that's as bad as being racist," she added with all the wit and wisdom of a new Mandela.

So, a brunette mother and a Greek-Cypriot father. How could this happen? Jordan is baffled, albeit not for the first time.

"She must be a throwback from my side because my real dad has blue eyes and I don't know where the ginger comes from," Jordan twittered away.

Well, at least Peter Andre has taken it well. "Actually we had a ginger gardener," he joked painfully, presumably making a mental note to sack the gardener and buy bulk quantities of infant-friendly hair dye.