Who is
Jordan putting her grubby paws all over and shamelessly snogging in front of a whole load of paparazzi?
Why, it's her younger sister Sophie, obviously. They were out last night at China White (probably) to celebrate Sophie's birthday.
And what better way to get noticed than to pretend to snog one another?
(Other than, say, pulling up your dress and showing the world your
knickers...) Hold on, she did that too. I think Katie Price may have
morphed back into Jordan.
For some reason, she hitched up her skirt and flashed her knickers with 'Mrs Andre' emblazoned in diamante across her arse.
And they say romance is dead.
Peter must be so proud.