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JORDAN SNOGS HER SISTER

HEY LITTLE SISTER

JORDAN SNOGS HER SISTER

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Who is Jordan putting her grubby paws all over and shamelessly snogging in front of a whole load of paparazzi?

Why, it's her younger sister Sophie, obviously. They were out last night at China White (probably) to celebrate Sophie's birthday.

And what better way to get noticed than to pretend to snog one another? (Other than, say, pulling up your dress and showing the world your knickers...) Hold on, she did that too. I think Katie Price may have morphed back into Jordan.

For some reason, she hitched up her skirt and flashed her knickers with 'Mrs Andre' emblazoned in diamante across her arse.

And they say romance is dead.

Peter must be so proud.

COMMENTS
tommog on Fri 30 November 2007 said...
classy bird
diepiggy on Fri 30 November 2007 said...
ah yes borderline inscest thats the ticket
JiggeryCock on Fri 30 November 2007 said...
I can see the spiders legs
madgitslipper on Fri 30 November 2007 said...
*wanks cock* *wanks cock* *wanks cock* *wanks cock* *wanks cock*
Kermit on Fri 30 November 2007 said...
I am sick to death of seeing the tangoed face, pout and cooch of that bint...someone please put her down.Now!
RoyKeane on Fri 30 November 2007 said...
Ronseal faced attention seeking whore
Token Heterosexual on Fri 30 November 2007 said...
Look at that retractible mandible on Jordan. Just like the Alien. Perfect for pinpointing Peter "Twatface" Andre's tiny cock.
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