JORDAN PLANS A FOURTH BREAST JOB

TITS THE SEASON FOR SOME FOLLY

Published on Wed 10 October 2007 by IanMcShane

JORDAN PLANS A FOURTH BREAST JOB

Poor Peter Andre - he's had his Christmas surprise spoiled, because wife Jordan has blabbed to Reveal magazine exactly what will be under the sweaty Auzzie-Grecian's tree come December 25.

Surprise, surprise, she's getting a new set of tits for Peter to play with - as after three children she finds that she's sitting on her hooters and trapping them in doors. Obviously it's a delicate and personal operation, so she's telling the world.

"I want them perked up and made smaller," so maybe just the size of John Merrick's head then. "They'll still be big, but not as big and I'm going to go for the fake, American-style boob job. I really love that." Oh, that classy fake-style. I think we all love that, Jordan.

Jordan has ruled out any facial surgery, because people who have it done in earlier life tend to look "weird" when they get older. Whereas a woman with a pair of space-hoppers under her jumper and stretch marks up to her neck will look just charming in her sixties.

Peter will be distraught. He wanted a Scalextric.

Peter Andre, Jordan, Christmas, Reveal Magazine, December, John Merrick, American style boob job, surgery, celebrity news, scalextric

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COMMENTS

		papers on Wed 10 October 2007 said... Does that mean that Jodie Marsh will be having something done next in her continuing game of oneupmanship with this appearance-obssessed dim bulb?
		MrsMoon on Wed 10 October 2007 said... sounds like she's already gone for the American- style brain, the thick as crapola, Alabama whore edition...
		SukieBapswent on Wed 10 October 2007 said... do you think she'll proudly display them "at home with Katie and the children" in OK magazine...erm i mean the family album?
		BurningWheel on Wed 10 October 2007 said... She's already got the 'Terrahawks face-op', by the looks of it. The 'Paris Hilton eye-mangle' is apparent, too. The attractive young lady in the background stares on, bewildered at the beast. Much like Sir David Attenborough after his shoe's been eaten by a lion.
		gaylord on Wed 10 October 2007 said... AH HA HA HA HA! Mrs Moon you are my hero! I might have to submit you to sacred cows!
		AKABUSI on Wed 10 October 2007 said... As in fourth breast? That's one more than the astro-hooker from Total Recall and is surely some kind of record. Congrats to Jordan for finally doing something worthwhile and entertaining.
		MrsMoon on Wed 10 October 2007 said... gaylord!! Oh, you flatter me, glad you liked my comment..i 'm just here to brighten your day! xxx
		therealsurferrosa on Wed 10 October 2007 said... Oh, I kinda like her. It's not easy being orange. At least she is honest about being completely manufactured. Better that than Posh/Kidman/Kylie etc pretending that they haven't/wouldn't do it themselves.
		Dames on Wed 10 October 2007 said... She could invite Keane, Oasis and Coldplay over to play at her Breastival
		Token Heterosexual on Wed 10 October 2007 said... Wish I had the money to allow myself to be surgically mutilated. If I did, I'd spend it on Sunday dinners at nice pastoral restaurants and whores.
		cuntyboobied on Thu 11 October 2007 said... if she was held over an open flame she'd produce enough melted matter to fill Lake Chad. In other news, that bird behind her is a right hornbag.
		josiewales on Thu 11 October 2007 said... her face shines like shes just had a facial.....and not in a health spa