Jordan and Peter Andre's new baby's name verges on child abuse

These people have ruined their child's future

Published on Tue 24 July 2007 by Fatty

Jordan and Peter Andre's new baby's name verges on child abuse

Jordan and Peter's poor innocent child, in case you hadn't already heard, is called Princess Tiaamii.

"Her name is Princess Tiaamii. Princess because she is our princess and Tiaamii was Pete's idea because it's taken from our mums' names," offered 'Jordan'.

"We've put an accent over the first 'a' to make it a bit more exotic and two 'i's at the end just to make it look a bit different. We love it because it's unique, plus it means something special to us. I'm going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and 'Princess' underneath."

This is getting fucking ridiculous now. It's like that episode of Kath and Kim where they try to cram as many vowels into Kim's unborn daughter's name as possible. Except that this is real life and that poor child has to live with a moniker that screams 'bully me' in every last excessive vowel.

Good God. How utterly depressing.

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COMMENTS

		on Tue 24 July 2007 said... This child will commit suicide after day 1 of primrary school. Fact.
		Vileman on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Why wasn't this plastic cunt spayed at birth ?
		JiggeryCock on Tue 24 July 2007 said... That's not a name - it's a bad hand at Scrabble.
		Ingrate on Tue 24 July 2007 said... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Unit_Zappa
		sirbuckle on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Fantastic return to forn LD you've been sorely missed son. Hope you gave it to Johnny Foreigner!! Moving on, Im speechless. i can do no better on this post
		MrsMoon on Tue 24 July 2007 said... why don't they just tattoo "punch me" on the poor sods forehead? This is like unprecedented Uber Chav stuff... off the chav fucking radar....i'm a reasonable, liberal person, but a mass sterilization programme must be enforced, to anyone with an IQ lower than 140...its the only way forward....or we are all going down with them.....what say you good people?!?
		Marshfield on Tue 24 July 2007 said... What would actually happen if she actually marries a Prince. Princess Princess Tiaamii. I know it won't happen with the kid being orange either from day one or in an attempt to be like mummy and daddy and spending all her time on the sunbed, but it's a point. The name is a slight improvement on Bunny though, but it's a bit like Wayne telling Colleen he's just shagged a 59 year old grandmother rather than someone who's a 62 great-grandmother. A very marginal slight improvement, a step in the right direction, but nowhere near enough.
		HolyFuck on Tue 24 July 2007 said... HM didn't you say it was fucking Bunny last week? Pfffffffffffffffft
		HalfdeadFred on Tue 24 July 2007 said... I never thought I would utter this but Bunny sounds a positive improvement on this shit heap of a name.
		ivor on Tue 24 July 2007 said... poor kid . . . as if having those 2 cunts as parents wasn't bad enough!
		Dubbadubbadubba on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Jayzus, does anyone else see the problem here? They should've gone for a simple name like 'May' or 'Kim' or 'Pam' or any other short name which the receptionist at A&E can jot down quickly. As it is, the poor little sod will probably bleed to death in its reinforced pram with a broken vodka bottle through its foot as the caring mother explains "No, it's T... I... A... M... A... No, hang on, how many I's did I say? Start again. T... I..."
		dandyboy on Tue 24 July 2007 said... and that's only Jordan trying to spell Princess...
		scaryclairey on Wed 25 July 2007 said... why must every cunt nowadays have a unique name for their child? Katie and Peter have Princess Titwank, Geraldine has Bluebell Madonna, Melanie and Edward have Angel..... fucking grow up you council estate trash merchants.
		dandyboy on Wed 25 July 2007 said... Almost makes you yearn for the days of 'Brooklyn' being a weird name... those Zappas have a lot to answer for
		dandyboy on Wed 25 July 2007 said... Oh, Mrs M, I'm only 137, can I be saved? I'll learn stuff, honestly...
		ryan2801 on Wed 25 July 2007 said... Her illegitimate spastic kid will deservedly mock her ruthlessly and hopefully kick her in the cunt. Oh and the baby too.
		Jojogaz on Wed 25 July 2007 said... who cares?
		ryan2801 on Wed 25 July 2007 said... People who bother to take the time and energy to type "who cares?"
		pondscum on Wed 25 July 2007 said... It's an Australian name. It's short for "Tiaamiikangaroodownsport" (apologies to the person I stole that off)
		RoyKeane on Wed 25 July 2007 said... Why don't they go the whole hog and just call it cuntface
		lame_tortoise on Wed 25 July 2007 said... This reminds me of an old Harry Enfield sketch (back when he was good) with Wayne and Waynetta Slob. Waynetta had just had a baby girl and Wayne asked if she really was going to call the kid "Spudulike" after the jacket potato takeaway place. Waynetta said it's pronounced "SPUD-YEW-LICKY" because "it's exotic".
		xWif3yxStyl3x on Wed 25 July 2007 said... i think people should just leave them alone, wot we choose to name our children is our choice and is not up to the public to dictate wat is a "normal" child name and wat is not. the same applys to katie and peter and many other famous people. maybe we see the name princess tiaamii as something stupid and "embarrassing" but the little girl will probably never actually be called her full name. the name is obviously meaningful to peter and katie and i give my congrats to the couple. and wish them the best, xx
		on Wed 25 July 2007 said... One good thing about this is I can't see the Jeremy Kyle Show type vermin latching onto this one.It's difficult to spell.Actually it's difficult to fucking PRONOUNCE too.Fuck them.Kill them and sterelize their kids.Them and every useless fucking cunt that breeds.If Bob Geldof had had his 'nads severed 30 years ago we wouldn't have to endure that monstrosity known as "Peaches" now.Peaches.FUCK YOU GELDOF! If you're such a humanitarian WHY name a kid Peaches??? Or Fifi Trixibelle??? Torch the fucking LOT of 'em.
		dandyboy on Wed 25 July 2007 said... "we put 2 'i's at the end to make it look a bit different" "Look a bit different" Yeah, that really shows that the name "is obviously meaningful to Peter and Kate" It's a kid, not a fucking goldfish!
		on Thu 26 July 2007 said... Looking at those two potatoheads they probably produced something not far off a domesticated animal.WHY ARE THEY FAMOUS?????
		on Thu 26 July 2007 said... One's got fake tits and the other one is a fucking tabloid dirty fanny WHORE.